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    So it seems After Earth is shit

    Thought it would be. The whole hype train seemed to forget who was directing it and thought it'd be a sci-fi masterpiece.

    https://www****ttentomatoes.com/m/after_earth/

    That's rottentomatoes btw.

    https://www.metacritic.com/movie/after-earth
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    I also knew it would be, saw the ad yesterday while waiting to watch star trek (fucking awesome movie) and the guy who was next to me said "that looks alright"
    And I just said no.
    I'm not sure if this is the reason people dislike it but I think that Jaden Smith being in the film ruined the idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post
    I also knew it would be, saw the ad yesterday while waiting to watch star trek (fucking awesome movie) and the guy who was next to me said "that looks alright"
    And I just said no.
    I'm not sure if this is the reason people dislike it but I think that Jaden Smith being in the film ruined the idea
    I agree, Jayden is getting worse and worse as he ages. Trying way to hard to be Will Smith 2.0

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    But the intro is so cool.
    Feelin' bawlsy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Contribution View Post
    But the intro is so cool.
    Do you like to stick household items into your anus?

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    I actually thought it will be fine



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jutro View Post
    I actually thought it will be fine
    Just re-watched the trailer and the CGI looks pretty terrible

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    I mean it's M. Night Shyamalan.

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    What do you expect, M.Night made a "horror" move that wasn't scary, a live-action Avatar which was shit, and now he's making another movie in which Will Smith has to support his sons terrible acting.

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    Didn't expect much from an M.Knight movie tbh. His later work has been complete shit,
    I'm surprised people still want to work with the guy.

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    who cares it has will smith XD
    it doesn't need to be a masterpiece

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    I just don't like the concept and i think that's what did it for me. I originally didn't want to see oblivion because the trailer told me nothing new, other than the fact that tom cruise is marooned with aliens he has to fight. - Oblivion was amazings though

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mrade View Post
    who cares it has will smith XD
    it doesn't need to be a masterpiece
    For how much they paid for it? Yeah it needs to be a fucking masterpiece. CG Isn't cheap these days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post


    Do you like to stick household items into your anus?
    No, me and you don't have the same hobbies.
    Feelin' bawlsy?
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