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    what did you guys put for Meet strangers with your interests!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Denelf View Post
    Dunno if serious but almost everyone i talk to says

    "Hiyahorny girly here" (age)


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    Omegle = pedoland full of bots spamming you to add them on yahoo then they lure you and rape xDDD
    When you add them, an auto message gets sent to you to pay to them some $$ to see their nude body and then they make money and you get scammed . I have that eBook xD

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    this is priceless! hahaha best omegle troll

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    You: [WARNING: Omegle™ Is Required Under United States Federal Law To Inform You That The IP Of The Person Whom You Are Chatting With Is Linked To A Registered Sex Offender. Omegle™ Encourages You To Consider This When Giving Out Personal Information. The Stranger Can Not See This Message.]
    You: ASL?
    Stranger: Thank you for the message
    You: Err what message?
    Stranger: One that appeared
    Stranger: about warning
    You: I dont know what you're talking about sorry.
    Stranger: Okay, this is creapy
    You: Soo, asl?
    Stranger: last time I am on this site


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    TRYING THIS ALREADY LMAO, TOO MANY LAUGHS

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    Doing this on video chat. Using a video of some old guy on YouTube. Oh man, their reactions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    what did you guys put for Meet strangers with your interests!
    I put little kids, kids, and children.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    what did you guys put for Meet strangers with your interests!
    i put sex xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Denelf View Post


    i put sex xD
    I did too at first and only got bots so I put in family and kids lol got people that were like umm hi... and I was like you love kids too and they would be like um yeah then I ask for pics of there kid and they went off on me.

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    You: [WARNING: Omegle™ Is Required Under United States Federal Law To Inform You That The IP Of The Person Whom You Are Chatting With Is Linked To A Registered Sex Offender. Omegle™ Encourages You To Consider This When Giving Out Personal Information. The Stranger Can Not See This Message.]
    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    Stranger: asl plz?
    You: 52 m america
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: 23 m south korea
    You: oh
    Stranger: are u white american or??
    You: im looking for 12 year olds
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: you are pedofile
    Stranger: cool
    You: no
    You: why?
    Stranger: cuz its true
    Stranger has disconnected.


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    You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

    You and the stranger both like female.

    Stranger: m or f

    You: asl?

    Stranger: m or f

    You: f

    Stranger: age?

    You: 85

    Stranger has disconnected.

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    You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

    Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)

    You: [WARNING: Omegle™ Is Required Under United States Federal Law To Inform You That The IP Of The Person Whom You Are Chatting With Is Linked To A Registered Sex Offender. Omegle™ Encourages You To Consider This When Giving Out Personal Information. The Stranger Can Not See This Message.]

    You: Hello

    Stranger: Hey

    You: Whats up?

    Stranger: Nothing much. What about you

    You: Well, just chilling at home. How old are you?

    Stranger: 20 how about you

    You: 24.

    You: Male or female?

    Stranger: Male you?

    You: Female.

    Stranger: Good

    You: Why?

    Stranger: I dont know

    You: Mmmmm. Good.

    Stranger: I guess

    You: Tell me something, Do you like turtles?

    Stranger: Ya why

    You: Mmmmmm That's good.

    You: No real reason.

    You: Just wondering.

    Stranger: Ok....

    You: So who do you think would win: A horse with a spike on its head, or a spider that can explode.

    Stranger: Spider

    You: Why you nigger.

    Stranger: It could go right under the horse dodging the spike on the horses head and explode right under it and blow it to pieces

    You: True, but the horse can kill it and maneuver around the spider. This horse knows what the fuck is going on. This horse knows its shit.

    You: Not saying the spider is ignorant in regards to the situation, but he does not know he can explode. It just happens.

    Stranger: I guess thats true

    You: Knowing this, do you still think the spider?

    Stranger: No

    You: Ah, but you never asked how big can the spider explode.

    Stranger: I guess right

    You: When this spider explodes, it destroys everything within a 5 foot radius.

    Stranger: Then the spider would win

    You: Would it? Remember, The horse knows all of this information.

    Stranger: Just tell me who would win

    You: Why? If I did, that would ruin the game, silly.

    You: THEN NO ONE WOULD WIN. )_)

    You: 0_0

    You: Last guess.

    Stranger: But you know the answer already if you asked me the question you would have to know the answer to tell me if im right or wrong so there already is a winner and its you

    You: Wait...

    You: My god.

    You: You're right. I am the winner. The horse would run in towards the spider all cocky, and the spider, afraid for its life because of the bullying the horse did to it prior, would explode due to stress and anxiety.

    You: BUT WAIT.

    You: IF YOU KNEW I WAS THE WINNER AND KNEW THE ANSWER, WOULDN'T KNOWING THAT VERY KNOWLEDGE MAKE YOU THE WINNER?!

    Stranger: Possibly

    You: Are you a wizard?

    Stranger: Im watching a wizard movie

    You: What movie?

    Stranger: Harry Potter

    You: My god. So you know Dumbledore.

    Stranger: Of course I know Dumbledore he is my best friend

    You: He stole my wife from me back in wizard college.

    You: We were rivals back when we both went to the college of winterhold.

    Stranger: Oh well then

    Stranger: Wait

    Stranger: He stole your wife and you said your're a girl so that makes you a lesbian

    You: Yes.

    You: Wizards can do alot of things, but love is something we cannot control.

    You: You would know, seeing as though you yourself are a wizard.

    Stranger: So you're a lesbain?

    You: Yes.

    Stranger has disconnected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EgoRaptor View Post
    You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

    Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)

    You: [WARNING: Omegle™ Is Required Under United States Federal Law To Inform You That The IP Of The Person Whom You Are Chatting With Is Linked To A Registered Sex Offender. Omegle™ Encourages You To Consider This When Giving Out Personal Information. The Stranger Can Not See This Message.]

    You: Hello

    Stranger: Hey

    You: Whats up?

    Stranger: Nothing much. What about you

    You: Well, just chilling at home. How old are you?

    Stranger: 20 how about you

    You: 24.

    You: Male or female?

    Stranger: Male you?

    You: Female.

    Stranger: Good

    You: Why?

    Stranger: I dont know

    You: Mmmmm. Good.

    Stranger: I guess

    You: Tell me something, Do you like turtles?

    Stranger: Ya why

    You: Mmmmmm That's good.

    You: No real reason.

    You: Just wondering.

    Stranger: Ok....

    You: So who do you think would win: A horse with a spike on its head, or a spider that can explode.

    Stranger: Spider

    You: Why you nigger.

    Stranger: It could go right under the horse dodging the spike on the horses head and explode right under it and blow it to pieces

    You: True, but the horse can kill it and maneuver around the spider. This horse knows what the fuck is going on. This horse knows its shit.

    You: Not saying the spider is ignorant in regards to the situation, but he does not know he can explode. It just happens.

    Stranger: I guess thats true

    You: Knowing this, do you still think the spider?

    Stranger: No

    You: Ah, but you never asked how big can the spider explode.

    Stranger: I guess right

    You: When this spider explodes, it destroys everything within a 5 foot radius.

    Stranger: Then the spider would win

    You: Would it? Remember, The horse knows all of this information.

    Stranger: Just tell me who would win

    You: Why? If I did, that would ruin the game, silly.

    You: THEN NO ONE WOULD WIN. )_)

    You: 0_0

    You: Last guess.

    Stranger: But you know the answer already if you asked me the question you would have to know the answer to tell me if im right or wrong so there already is a winner and its you

    You: Wait...

    You: My god.

    You: You're right. I am the winner. The horse would run in towards the spider all cocky, and the spider, afraid for its life because of the bullying the horse did to it prior, would explode due to stress and anxiety.

    You: BUT WAIT.

    You: IF YOU KNEW I WAS THE WINNER AND KNEW THE ANSWER, WOULDN'T KNOWING THAT VERY KNOWLEDGE MAKE YOU THE WINNER?!

    Stranger: Possibly

    You: Are you a wizard?

    Stranger: Im watching a wizard movie

    You: What movie?

    Stranger: Harry Potter

    You: My god. So you know Dumbledore.

    Stranger: Of course I know Dumbledore he is my best friend

    You: He stole my wife from me back in wizard college.

    You: We were rivals back when we both went to the college of winterhold.

    Stranger: Oh well then

    Stranger: Wait

    Stranger: He stole your wife and you said your're a girl so that makes you a lesbian

    You: Yes.

    You: Wizards can do alot of things, but love is something we cannot control.

    You: You would know, seeing as though you yourself are a wizard.

    Stranger: So you're a lesbain?

    You: Yes.

    Stranger has disconnected.
    500/100 would read again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnny614 View Post
    500/100 would read again.
    500/100 would slap you for quoting the whole thing

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