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    Jihad report

    So when I(Frost)finally was sent out by my parents to go on Jihad in Syria, an admin commanded me to send out a report on my blood splat stencil.


    Well, here I am as a proud blood splat stencil about to bring out a report.


    When I first arrived, I needed some transport, so I got myself a sweet lil ride.
    It stank like crap but the performance made up for that.
    Here is a little picture in the spoiler(yes thats me)
     



    After I reached my destination, I had a hell of a welcome meal.
    too bad I had to kill it myself
    but dw, I killed it the halal way
     





    When my stomach was full, I had to find myself some weapons. We were in a warzone, so how hard could it be, right?



    I went out to fight, and when I found an enemy, I tried to shoot him, but instead my gun shot my arm off. I don't know why, but I geuss its a small error.

    The gun looks fine to me though..
     














    Anyway

    Since I had talent no use in the battlefield, they gave me a nice little body armor and told me to give them a call with this button when I reached Bashars building. It didn't really help though, because I felt every shot, and this phone didn't even work, like what phone has only one red button anyway?!
     




    But yeah

    for tl;dr



    WHY THE HELL DID YOU BAN ME FOR TWO YEARS DUDE WHAT THE F*** I ONLY HAD 1337 POSTS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Allen View Post
    Ugly as fuck.
    plz don't even talk to me about ugly

    compared to my comrades, I was a super model, so please, keep it for yourself.

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    Stupid thread as OP.
    2 Years is just a joke.

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    I'm confused how do you know of the 1337 ban and not know how long its for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Temperrr View Post
    Stupid thread as OP.
    2 Years is just a joke.
    how about u unban me u fatazz

    mpgh is so addicting omG

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodsplatstencil View Post
    how about u unban me u fatazz

    mpgh is so addicting omG
    OK un-banned .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Temperrr View Post

    OK un-banned .

    where is that derep button when you need it

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodsplatstencil View Post

    where is that derep button when you need it
    2 find it u hav 2 stick ur fingur in mi bum nd twizt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tamashimasen View Post
    I'm confused how do you know of the 1337 ban and not know how long its for?
    ITS NOT FOR TWO YEARS WHAT THE HELL MAN

    ---------- Post added at 06:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:20 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by chicken nugget View Post
    2 find it u hav 2 stick ur fingur in mi bum nd twizt
    well
    if you could tell me where i find u bum i wud know how to start

    sir

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    Lol nice one Was laughing at the body armor part
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