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    I think you're on your period.

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    Chill dude.....................

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    You've snapped you're banjo string there dude. Ouch!!!

    Use olive oil next time and the vitamin E will help heal it. My mate snapped his so bad shagging his GF that he had to go to hospital and have it stitched back up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riddick View Post
    You've snapped you're banjo string there dude. Ouch!!!

    Use olive oil next time and the vitamin E will help heal it. My mate snapped his so bad shagging his GF that he had to go to hospital and have it stitched back up.
    It's ok to say dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FeelTheHeat View Post


    It's ok to say dick.
    ​Dicks don't snap.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Dicks don't snap.

    ok sure

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    c=====3 ←Dick

    c==/.... ←Snapped
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    Last edited by 1TZANTZY; 06-04-2013 at 03:36 PM.
    rip

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    keep doing it and your dick will be as hard as a rock

    trust me



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    Last edited by Contribution; 06-04-2013 at 05:23 PM.
    Feelin' bawlsy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Contribution View Post

    未来が見えなくて怖いから
    未来が見えてしまって悲しいから
    目を閉じて優しい思い出に浸ってしまう




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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    massive scab on my dick.
    Did you have any dry sex the previous day or anything? I once had a scab because of said thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orlyy View Post
    Did you have any dry sex the previous day or anything? I once had a scab because of said thing.
    ​Dry sex, dafak? You gotta get the ladies wet first.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Dry sex, dafak? You gotta get the ladies wet first.
    No you fucking bad, talking dry humping, you know. The kind where you start before they actually want to do it, per-say. As in they didn't intend to actually have sex, but then they get all da aroused, and u no

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frost View Post
    keep doing it and your dick will be as hard as a rock

    trust me



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    I notice this too.

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