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    Fapped myself bloody.

    So 2 days ago I was having a good fap in the dark, and I suddenly felt some intense pain in my dick, so I stopped and went to bed. Just 5 minutes ago I took a piss and noticed there was a massive scab on my dick. Like 3-4 inches in length, and all the way around. So I went and looked in my dirty clothes and noticed my boxers were bloody as shit. So apparently I fapped myself raw, and then I bled all over the place while I slept.
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    Shit man...... Should we be proud or concerned? Or both?

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnny614 View Post
    Shit man...... Should we be proud or concerned? Or both?
    ​Proud as fuck.
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    valediction.
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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Done this before.

    Only once when I was home sick for about a week.

    I fapped 3 - 5 times a day. At the end of the week I had a scab on my dick.

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    lol need to lub that shit up next time.

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    lol need to lub that shit up next time.
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