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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorndel View Post


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    I'd just have sex with another person. Ucwutididthar
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    I would pass up some pussy for some good home cooked food.


    Now that I read the thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Niet View Post
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    I would use a popsicle and let it melt over my body just for a sweet tease.

    That is a wast of a good popsicle also good way to get ants.
    Last edited by Joshcarr2006; 06-07-2013 at 05:08 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post


    < Sgt. Bizarre.


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    Can't remember

    I'm Jorn


    I think I would also try a Pie. as I saw it in American Pie

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorndel View Post


    Can't remember

    I'm Jorn


    I think I would also try a Pie. as I saw it in American Pie
    I would pay 5k$ to watch you fuck a pie live on webcam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    I would pay 5k$ to watch you fuck a pie live on webcam.
    That is so *ay
    (But, maybe I would. If you would buy me a Pie )

     
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    I would go for ICE CREAM with a SHIT LOAD of CHOCLATE AND OTHER KIND OF YUMMY DRESSINGS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorndel View Post


    That is so *ay
    (But, maybe I would. If you would buy me a Pie )
    ​I think Dave could loan you a Cake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorndel View Post


    That is so *ay
    (But, maybe I would. If you would buy me a Pie )
    I got 5k in my bank right now to watch you fuck a pie on webcam I will even buy the pie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​I think Dave could loan you a Cake.
    But... I want a Pie, not a cake
    A cake usually is soft. While a Pie is 'harder'

    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    I got 5k in my bank right now to watch you fuck a pie on webcam I will even buy the pie.
    I wonder why that would entertain you enough to pay for it

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorndel View Post


    But... I want a Pie, not a cake
    A cake usually is soft. While a Pie is 'harder'



    I wonder why that would entertain you enough to pay for it
    Because I'm going to record it and sell it to porn sites and make my money back and a little more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    Because I'm going to record it and sell it to porn sites and make my money back and a little more.
    ​Why would other people want to watch somebody fuck a pie?
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    A miasma,
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    Synapses fray,
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    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    Because I'm going to record it and sell it to porn sites and make my money back and a little more.
    Thanks for the tip.


    Everyone, let's go make some Food Sex Videos, and sell em
    -Who will do the cake?

    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Why would other people want to watch somebody fuck a pie?
    It's a crazy world we live in. That we do

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post
    MPGH needs more bizarre discussion threads such as my thread or this thread.
    That's what we are here for!

    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    I'd just have sex with another person. Ucwutididthar
    NAW, that's not funny! :c

    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    That is a wast of a good popsicle also good way to get ants.
    Well, yeah... If you are outdoors.

    Quote Originally Posted by bullpop View Post
    I would go for ICE CREAM with a SHIT LOAD of CHOCLATE AND OTHER KIND OF YUMMY DRESSINGS
    Not if I eat it first! Om nom nom :3
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