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    Food sex!

    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post

    Food is equal to or greater than sex.

    This got me inspired to make a thread about food sex.
    If you were to have food sex (just for imagination), what kind of food would be involved and how would you use it?

    I would use a popsicle and let it melt over my body just for a sweet tease.



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    Maybe a burger

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorndel View Post
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    What would you do with it? Extra dressing? ;o
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arkanator View Post
    Bananas And the rest is history
    Classic! Would you peel them or not?
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    banana :)

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    Why not both? :P
    Quote Originally Posted by Niet View Post


    Classic! Would you peel them or not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post
    That's lube, not food. Not a valid answer! :c

    Quote Originally Posted by Arkanator View Post
    Why not both? :P
    Oh, well then! Sounds quite messy.
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    That`s the fun part of it! Messy, messy, messy, messy huehuehue
    Quote Originally Posted by Niet View Post


    That's lube, not food. Not a valid answer! :c



    Oh, well then! Sounds quite messy.

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    BACONLUBE!

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    Whoa...that's awesome...
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    stick my dick in a pie

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    MPGH needs more bizarre discussion threads such as my thread or this thread.

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