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    How to be a CS

    Frankly, most of you don't know what you're doing and you're pissing everybody off and everybody wants to ban you. So I'm going to teach you how to properly act like a CS.
    Step 1: Don't lie or deny.
    Step 2: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
    Step 3: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
    Step 4: Don't pretend to be a female.
    Step 5: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
    Step 6: Read through steps 2, 3 and 5 again.
    Step 7: Carefully flame. Pick your fights wisely.
    Step 8: Learn how to properly troll through trial and error.
    Step 9: Don't try to tell people things that nobody fucking cares about, keep your posts quick and to the point.
    Step 10: Entertain, you're now the laughing stock of MPGH.

    If you follow these steps, you will be accepted to the MPGH community as cocksucker in no time!
    k0mrade for Head CS!
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    Last edited by k0mrade; 06-07-2013 at 07:31 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mrade View Post
    Step 10: Entertain, You're Now The Laughing Stock Of MPGH.
    If they follow these steps then step 10 won't be as funny.
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    I have to admit, you're a pretty damn good troll. k0mrade for Head CS indeed.
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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
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    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
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    make a new group? head cser!

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    I'd like to be banned if this faggot gets a week ban @Dave84311 @arunforce @Liz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuma2 View Post
    make a new group? head cser!
    YAY, Head CSER!
    Contact me by PM or VM

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    That's a how to on how to be a CS.

    Here's a how to on how to prepare a fresh melon.

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    If a person fucks himself alot in a short time, won't that cause death or severe consequences? So how can he be CS if he's dead. You're logic is incomplete
    Quote Originally Posted by k0mrade View Post
    Frankly, most of you don't know what you're doing and you're pissing everybody off and everybody wants to ban you. So I'm going to teach you how to properly act like a CS.
    Step 1: Don't lie or deny.
    Step 2: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
    Step 3: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
    Step 4: Don't pretend to be a female.
    Step 5: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
    Step 6: Read through steps 2, 3 and 5 again.
    Step 7: Carefully flame. Pick your fights wisely.
    Step 8: Learn how to properly troll through trial and error.
    Step 9: Don't try to tell people things that nobody fucking cares about, keep your posts quick and to the point.
    Step 10: Entertain, you're now the laughing stock of MPGH.

    If you follow these steps, you will be accepted to the MPGH community as cocksucker in no time!
    k0mrade for Head CS!
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    Komrade best CS.

    Great troll's, stupid posts, and overall a complete douchebag.

    I approve of Komrade for head CS.

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    or just ask why arun isnt on a retardest list

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    Super users and tms should have a weekly vote on which cs member should be banned for a week.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    Super users and tms should have a weekly vote on which cs member should be banned for a week.
    you might be a super user but you still suck at omgpop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    Super users and tms should have a weekly vote on which cs member should be banned for a week.
    jetamay worst idea ever no no no

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altarium View Post


    you might be a super user but you still suck at omgpop
    You're Kallistu ?
    Anyways OP is banned

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