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    Quote Originally Posted by KING View Post
    I instantly thought of this song.

    ​Good times.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Good times.
    *Dave passes me the baby.
    *I through the baby on the GROUUUNDDD

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    Quote Originally Posted by KING View Post
    *Dave passes me the baby.
    *I through the baby on the GROUUUNDDD
    ​TOUCHDOWN MOTHERFUCKER
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. John Zoidberg View Post

    I think someone already did..
    They actually overfed the little thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KING View Post
    I instantly thought of this song.

    I was walkin' through the city streets
    And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
    "Run faster, jump higher"
    Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me

    I threw it on the ground
    You must think I'm a joke
    I ain't gonna be part of this system
    Man! Pump that garbage in another man's veins

    I go to my favorite hot dog stand
    And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."
    I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"

    I took it and threw it on the ground!
    I don't need your handouts!
    I'm an adult!
    Please!
    You can't buy me hot dog man!

    At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
    She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
    Man, this ain't my dad!
    This is a cell phone!

    I threw it on the ground!
    What, you think I'm stupid?
    I'm not a part of this system
    My dad's not a phone!
    DUH!

    Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
    Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?

    Happy birthday to the ground!
    I threw the rest of the cake, too!
    Welcome to the real world, jack*ss!

    So many things to throw on the ground
    Like this, and this, and that, and even this
    I'm an ADULT!

    Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
    GROUND!
    Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!

    Then the two phonies got up
    Turned out the had a taser
    And they tased me in the butthole

    Fell to the ground
    The phonies didn't let up
    Tasin' on my butthole over and over

    I was screamin' and squirmin'
    My butthole was on fire
    The moral of the story is

    You can't trust the system

    Man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​TOUCHDOWN MOTHERFUCKER
    or lonely island
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    How liz feels about all of this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. John Zoidberg View Post

    I think someone already did..
    It needs another round.

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    Just remember dave... it is not edible

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