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    Assholes unite!

    Gather, members of the Jimmy Rustlers. A great plague has befallen upon us. The rats have taken over, and feeble groups have risen against the menace. These pitiful uprisings will not harm the great enemy, and they as well stand in our way. For the prosperity of asshole kind, we slaughter those who oppose us. Our numbers may be small, but the power of rustling jimmies will keep us strong! If we repel these attacks, at last no one shall live in fear. We shall destroy all opposition, and reign supreme for eternity.

    ALL HAIL THE JIMMY RUSTLERS!
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    How liz feels about all of this

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    TIME TO FUCKING RUSTLE SOME JIMMIES



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    ​DON'T LET THE REBELLION DIE MY BROTHERS.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​DON'T LET THE REBELLION DIE MY BROTHERS.
    WE SHALL FUCK THEM UP !

    HOO RAH !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​DON'T LET THE REBELLION DIE MY BROTHERS.
    I vow temporary allegiance to King Aborted. King of the Realm! King of the Realm! I have come to protect middle earth.

    #Rambling...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    I vow temporary allegiance to King Aborted. King of the Realm! King of the Realm! I have come to protect middle earth.

    #Rambling...
    Nigga ain't no "temporarily" joining the alliance, when your in your .

    #sillynigga

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    Quote Originally Posted by Music. View Post


    Nigga ain't no "temporarily" joining the alliance, when your in your .

    #sillynigga
    A mercenary is a mercenary. There rarely is any true loyalty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    A mercenary is a mercenary. There rarely is any true loyalty.
    I will be watching you nigga, don't try no funny shit

    Right now we should be starting our attacks on the Rat Empire.

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    Finally A Group i like

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    Jimmy reporting for duty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Music. View Post


    I will be watching you nigga, don't try no funny shit

    Right now we should be starting our attacks on the Rat Empire.
    Guide my blade.
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    Let's do this shit. Trained since I was in my moms vagina.

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