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    Quote Originally Posted by T Bag View Post


    Meh. No big boobies there. Just rednecks.
    There are absolutely no rednecks in the mountains.
    ​Only sexy ski babes.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by T Bag View Post


    That's the thing.

    White people -> Red
    Black people -> Blacker
    They still get burned though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    There are absolutely no rednecks in the mountains.
    ​Only sexy ski babes.
    It's probably cold there. I prefer sunny and warm places, rather than cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T Bag View Post


    It's probably cold there. I prefer sunny and warm places, rather than cold.
    Naw, Summer here is awesome. Mid 80s, clear skies, fresh air.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    Naw, Summer here is awesome. Mid 80s, clear skies, fresh air.
    In here, you can't breathe because of humidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T Bag View Post


    In here, you can't breathe because of humidity.
    ​I know, I lived in Miami for 4 years. It was always annoying when you get out of the shower, you can't fucking get dry. Though my skin was always soft as hell.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​I know, I lived in Miami for 4 years. It was always annoying when you get out of the shower, you can't fucking get dry. Though my skin was always soft as hell.
    Bitches love soft skin

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Madara_Uchihă- View Post


    Bitches love soft skin
    ​The Latin Miami girls loved me because I was Cuban. The Latin guys were assholes though, telling me to swim back and shit. That's why I always hung out with the black kids.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​The Latin Miami girls loved me because I was Cuban. The Latin guys were assholes though, telling me to swim back and shit. That's why I always hung out with the black kids.
    Ahh, I know the feels bro. Just because i'm Dominican, white people are always calling me an illegal immigrant and telling me to take the boat back to my country.


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    Quote Originally Posted by -Madara_Uchihă- View Post


    Ahh, I know the feels bro. Just because i'm Dominican, white people are always calling me an illegal immigrant and telling me to take the boat back to my country.

    ​Which is rather ironic considering they all originally came from Britain on a boat.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cole View Post

    no fucking joke, I visited florida and put my arm out the window in my car for 10 minutes without sunscreen...got blisters
    so for like 3 weeks i had one arm white as shit and the other was brick red
    i live in california, its pretty much the same thing here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Which is rather ironic considering they all originally came from Britain on a boat.
    Exactly! Unless you're Native American in the US someone in your family line has immigrated here.

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    You told me in another thread you only work like 3 nights a week..

    Don't trip over your own bs again Josh, I will be there and I will violate you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Madara_Uchihă- View Post


    Exactly! Unless you're Native American in the US someone in your family line has immigrated here.
    ​Technically, nobody is originally from North America, as humanity started in the Africa region.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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