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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​The Latin Miami girls loved me because I was Cuban. The Latin guys were assholes though, telling me to swim back and shit. That's why I always hung out with the black kids.
    made me lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    You told me in another thread you only work like 3 nights a week..

    Don't trip over your own bs again Josh, I will be there and I will violate you.
    I would like to see that post. Because I have always said I work 6-7 days a week 12-15 hours a night. It might have been when they were moving me from nights to days when I had to show a guy on days how to run shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Technically, nobody is originally from North America, as humanity started in the Africa region.
    You're going way back; if I tried to explain that to the white people on CoD, i'd lose them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Madara_Uchihă- View Post


    You're going way back; if I tried to explain that to the white people on CoD, i'd lose them.
    ​We were all blackies once, but after migrating to more temperate regions, our bodies had no need for the excess melanin, thereby creating white people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    I was drunk so just said fuck it was trying to get a tan but ended up all red lol.
    It would be fun to have a picture of it. How many hours did you stay in the sun?
    The world is a filthy place, it's a filthy goddamn horror show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niet View Post


    It would be fun to have a picture of it. How many hours did you stay in the sun?
    From like 12pm to 9pm. I got out of the water around 6pm got two drunk to swim so I started cooking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    From like 12pm to 9pm. I got out of the water around 6pm got two drunk to swim so I started cooking.
    I heard that you get sunburned in the water as well, it must be fucking painful being in your position. No after sun-lotion?
    The world is a filthy place, it's a filthy goddamn horror show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niet View Post


    I heard that you get sunburned in the water as well, it must be fucking painful being in your position. No after sun-lotion?
    It will be alright I don't know why they call it a fucking sun burn this shit doesn't burn it hurts. Called in and took a week off work because I have saved PTO days I haven't used so might as well use them now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niet View Post


    I heard that you get sunburned in the water as well, it must be fucking painful being in your position. No after sun-lotion?
    Water and snow reflect the light back at you, so wearing just a cap wont really protect you because the rays hit you from all angles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    It will be alright I don't know why they call it a fucking sun burn this shit doesn't burn it hurts. Called in and took a week off work because I have saved PTO days I haven't used so might as well use them now.
    Staying at home and relaxing then, sounds like a plan
    The world is a filthy place, it's a filthy goddamn horror show.

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    Fck you!!! We're Suffering like fuck here!!
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    STFU ALL , GO TO SAUDI ARABIA.

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    You shouldn't have gone near the water during a sunny day without any sunscreen.
    That's what happens, the bad rays gets reflected back at you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PyrexxHero® View Post

    Water and snow reflect the light back at you, so wearing just a cap wont really protect you because the rays hit you from all angles
    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post
    You shouldn't have gone near the water during a sunny day without any sunscreen.
    That's what happens, the bad rays gets reflected back at you.
    The assumption I made seems to be correct. You can't even be safe with an umbrella
    The world is a filthy place, it's a filthy goddamn horror show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niet View Post




    The assumption I made seems to be correct. You can't even be safe with an umbrella
    No, you cannot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    So being a guy that works 12-15 hours a night I really only see the sun for 1-2 hours a day so I am white as shit even in the summer my brother wanted to go out to the lake and drink because my other little brother is going to camp today. So we got two 30 packs and called some other friends and they all showed up with beer I got so drunk also beer and swing don't mix. But my hole face and body are fucking red right now and I hurt so fucking bad I thought sun burn would burn not fucking hurt.
    errmerrgrrd

    I know the feel bro.

    I'm moving to the UK ASAP. Way too fucking hot here, even in the southern portion of Canada.



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    lol I wanna go smoke all this weed I have but my fucking "home girl" so to speak has a new boy friend and he is trying to tell her what to do and that she can't have guy friends and shit. I knew her for 11 years almost and this guy wont let her smoke with me. About to just go over to her house and start smoking and if he says shit just kick him out of the house.

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