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    Awwwwwww I hurt

    So being a guy that works 12-15 hours a night I really only see the sun for 1-2 hours a day so I am white as shit even in the summer my brother wanted to go out to the lake and drink because my other little brother is going to camp today. So we got two 30 packs and called some other friends and they all showed up with beer I got so drunk also beer and swing don't mix. But my hole face and body are fucking red right now and I hurt so fucking bad I thought sun burn would burn not fucking hurt.
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    Move to Miami. I get tan by just walking to the car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T Bag View Post
    Move to Miami. I get tan by just walking to the car.
    no fucking joke, I visited florida and put my arm out the window in my car for 10 minutes without sunscreen...got blisters
    so for like 3 weeks i had one arm white as shit and the other was brick red

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    I hate the fucking sun now I remember why I never leave the house at day time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    I hate the fucking sun now I remember why I never leave the house at day time.
    You need teh tan to get teh betchez.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ameerrrr View Post
    STFU ALL , GO TO SAUDI ARABIA.
    Sorry im not going into the desert.

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    Go to an arab country, you will get a tan and train your legs becouse you are running away for the suicide bombers

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    its nice here no hurting sun no frezin cold its just nice also " Da Beach has Beatches"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    I hate the fucking sun now I remember why I never leave the house at day time.
    That's why I always cover up my body if I'm going outside for long. I as pale as snowwhite.
    The world is a filthy place, it's a filthy goddamn horror show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T Bag View Post
    Move to Miami. I get tan by just walking to the car.
    ​Naw, move to a mountaintop in Colorado. Your skin will be seared off because you're 3 ft away from the sun.
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    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
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    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Naw, move to a mountaintop in Colorado. Your skin will be seared off because you're 3 ft away from the sun.
    Meh. No big boobies there. Just rednecks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niet View Post


    That's why I always cover up my body if I'm going outside for long. I as pale as snowwhite.
    I was drunk so just said fuck it was trying to get a tan but ended up all red lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    I was drunk so just said fuck it was trying to get a tan but ended up all red lol.
    That's the thing.

    White people -> Red
    Black people -> Blacker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    So being a guy that works 12-15 hours a night I really only see the sun for 1-2 hours a day so I am white as shit even in the summer my brother wanted to go out to the lake and drink because my other little brother is going to camp today. So we got two 30 packs and called some other friends and they all showed up with beer I got so drunk also beer and swing don't mix. But my hole face and body are fucking red right now and I hurt so fucking bad I thought sun burn would burn not fucking hurt.
    Poor Josh isn't evolved.

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