^ pic rel ated its me with my girlfriend
My name is Spongebob, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, starfish humping, barnacle-lovers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any squirrel pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than trying to steal the Krabby Patty recipe.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much the spongiest square-looking mother fucker around. I was captain of the jellyfish catching team, and starter of my own Karate league. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to ponies and shit”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot squirrelfriend (She just nutted me me; Shit was SO clams). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.