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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​You can fit your dick in a 2 liter bottle? Shit must be small as fuck.
    The opening itself is less than or equal to an inch. What girth.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killian View Post


    The opening itself is less than or equal to an inch. What girth.
    ​I'm pretty sure my dick would explode if I had an erection confined within that tiny area.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kallisti View Post











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    The graph is showing that the quality hasn't decreased from 2011. That's obviously a lie, thus I conclude that it's fake

    Just the tip~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pazzy34 View Post
    The graph is showing that the quality hasn't decreased from 2011. That's obviously a lie, thus I conclude that it's fake
    excuse my inability to successfully use the line tool on microsoft paint

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​You can fit your dick in a 2 liter bottle? Shit must be small as fuck.
    He should try putting it in a pencil sharpener as well.
    The world is a filthy place, it's a filthy goddamn horror show.

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