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    Sounds like you got a dash of paranoia then.

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    Welcome to 'MURICA, where if you get around someone they put a gun to your head!

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    Sort of reminds me of my Dad. People in New York drive more aggressively, and he lived there for at least a decade at the time. He was driving in Maine and there was this retard who couldn't drive for shit, so my dad, being the aggressive new york driver drove pretty aggressively, passing him. This guy was symbolizing shooting him with a gun when he got passed LOL!

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    Lol. Kinda funny , If I was you I would've chased the mother fucker .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slave Temperat View Post
    Lol. Kinda funny , If I was you I would've chased the mother fucker .
    while he has a gun and you don't?

    logic, who needs it??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kallisti View Post


    while he has a gun and you don't?

    logic, who needs it??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killian View Post
    I understand your pain. As someone who lives in the Bible Belt, I'm always dealing with these sorts of people. Mainly because everyone down here thinks they need to drive Dodge Ram 2500's with lift kits, massive all-terrain tires, and extremely obnoxious exhaust systems. I've been run off the road twice by people refusing to yield.
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    I had some weird shit happen to me yesterday. I was at an intersection and some retard next to me in the next lane pulls right in front of me and cuts me off. My bike tire was literally a foot away from their car.

    That reminds me, I need a new horn on my motorcycle. Every time I honk it sounds like a fucking scooter.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    I had some weird shit happen to me yesterday. I was at an intersection and some retard next to me in the next lane pulls right in front of me and cuts me off. My bike tire was literally a foot away from their car.

    That reminds me, I need a new horn on my motorcycle. Every time I honk it sounds like a fucking scooter.
    Does the bike stands your weight ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    I had some weird shit happen to me yesterday. I was at an intersection and some retard next to me in the next lane pulls right in front of me and cuts me off. My bike tire was literally a foot away from their car.

    That reminds me, I need a new horn on my motorcycle. Every time I honk it sounds like a fucking scooter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    I had some weird shit happen to me yesterday. I was at an intersection and some retard next to me in the next lane pulls right in front of me and cuts me off. My bike tire was literally a foot away from their car.

    That reminds me, I need a new horn on my motorcycle. Every time I honk it sounds like a fucking scooter.
    When you drive by, does it sound like this (0:27)


    Anyway, I remember once being with my dad on a big freeway with like 4 lanes on each side with bad traffic and not 4 cars ahead of us some retard gets out of his car and starts shooting at the car in the next lane for not letting him merge. Didnt kill anyone, hit some 20year old chick in the shoulder or something, but he gets back in his car and sits in the now even worse traffic and just waits for a highway patrol to come pick him up

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    I always carry my gun with me anywhere I go.. 'Murica

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. John Zoidberg View Post
    I always carry my gun with me anywhere I go.. 'Murica
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