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    Fucking 4chan..

    I lol'ed tho..


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    hahaha alot of those greentext stories about the xbox one are popping up now. eversince yesterday, did you see the one where its like the xbox calls the authorities because the dude was acting weird?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    I lol'ed tho..

    That's some deep shit..

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    there is a problem.

    It says he can't play with his 360 halo friends.

    implying he had them before he got the cheap ass internet connection

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    Speaking of 4chan...



    Spot what's wrong with this picture.



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    oh that tore my heart in half

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    Wait how the fuck did he play halo online if they had no internet and the xbox never worked in the first place?

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    I don't get it.
    It states that he can't play due to bandwidth.
    They can't afford any games.

    But it states "He can no longer play halo with his online friends"
    What'd I miss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    Speaking of 4chan...



    Spot what's wrong with this picture.
    404'd. Got an archive of dat?

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    ahah epic xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post
    I don't get it.
    It states that he can't play due to bandwidth.
    They can't afford any games.

    But it states "He can no longer play halo with his online friends"
    What'd I miss?
    It's a green text story, trust me this is pretty tame as far as logic defying goes.

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