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    Another Xbox Rant

    Kind of beating a dead horse by this point, but I lost my shit at the gall of Major Nelson during AngryJoe's Xbone review. He makes some of the stupidest comments and retorts that are clearly anti-consumer and close-minded. When he took the microphone out of Joe's hand at about 11:38, I wanted to just beat the shit out of this guy.

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    poor xbox fanboys 8(



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    ahh steam ftw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KING View Post
    ahh steam ftw.
    Youtube Gameplay for the games I can't play.
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    Steam is just as shit too... they are "leasing" the games to you so in any case they ban your account you have nothing





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post

    Steam is just as shit too... they are "leasing" the games to you so in any case they ban your account you have nothing
    Why would I ever have my account banned. And If I were going to do anything iffy, I would use my second spare account.

    Second take, who dafuq gets steam banned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    Kind of beating a dead horse
    ​More like running it over with a tank.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
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    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​More like running it over with a tank.
    Nah, more like a steamroller.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    Nah, more like a steamroller.

    ​Laughed way harder than I should have.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Buys Xbox One for 499:
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    >Plugs it in
    >Tries to put in game
    >Forgets that you HAVE to have Xbox Live to play any game no matter if its single player or multi
    >Gets out credit card and buys month of Xbox Live for 10$
    >Tries to play
    >Forgot to buy Kinect Camera
    >Goes back to store buys Kinect for 100$
    >Turns on Kinect and tries again
    >Game still won't work because it is a Used Copy of the game because Used ones don't work
    >Go back and buy a new copy for 60$
    >Come back and wait 30 minutes for it to see if its new
    >Finally starts game after 4 hours
    >Gets ready to play the new Dead Rising 3
    >Little brother comes in my room
    >Little brother yells "XBOX OFF!" And it turns off
    >Start to cry
    >Get cancer because of Xbox One
    >Have to live the next 30 years in a hospital because you're dying alone
    >Die at age 50 because of Xbox One

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