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    i witnessed a shooting today

    i was driving home today, minding my own business, not really paying attention to anything. i stop at a redlight and hear some chick screaming..

    i look, and right down the street is 2 guys in matching baggy-ass shirts and one guy laying on the ground. one of the standing men had a baseball bat, and brought it up to swing on the slain man when they noticed me and the other cars stopped watching.

    the chick who had previously been screaming was now calling the police.. at this point, the other gangbanger pulls out a handgun and shot the guy laying on the ground. now, i can't believe my eyes and couldn't peel them away from this snuff film happening right in front of me. the two bangers jumped in their car and sped off from the scene as quickly as possible.


    i rushed home, visibly shaken.. i told my mom what i had just witnessed.Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.


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    Happens all the time where I live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obama View Post
    Happens all the time where I live.
    obama u didnt read it did you? its a joke if u watch fresh prince of belair and u read my post ude get it lol i live in a nice neighborhood besides i am 14 i cant drive =)


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    stfu you prick

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    Well you're not dead, so yippie.
    [I didnt read any of it]

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    Quote Originally Posted by fabz View Post
    stfu you prick
    uhm?????? i dont get why ure so mad? but uhm i didnt really witness a shooting if u read the whole thing u would get the joke lol


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    ohh a remix of the orignal song

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    We got that it was a joke...just not a very funny one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beteasta3 View Post
    obama u didnt read it did you? its a joke if u watch fresh prince of belair and u read my post ude get it lol i live in a nice neighborhood besides i am 14 i cant drive =)
    Just cause your 14 doesnt mean you cant drive...
    Remember: Its not illegal until you get caught.
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    I can ban you for whatever reason I want, faggot.

    Banned for being a faggot.




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    Quote Originally Posted by xX_n1kko_Xx View Post
    Just cause your 14 doesnt mean you cant drive...
    Remember: Its not illegal until you get caught.
    WHERE DO YOU LIVE? [edit] oh yeah in a box lol


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    I thought it was a little funny......

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    Quote Originally Posted by beteasta3 View Post
    i was driving home today, minding my own business, not really paying attention to anything. i stop at a redlight and hear some chick screaming..

    i look, and right down the street is 2 guys in matching baggy-ass shirts and one guy laying on the ground. one of the standing men had a baseball bat, and brought it up to swing on the slain man when they noticed me and the other cars stopped watching.

    the chick who had previously been screaming was now calling the police.. at this point, the other gangbanger pulls out a handgun and shot the guy laying on the ground. now, i can't believe my eyes and couldn't peel them away from this snuff film happening right in front of me. the two bangers jumped in their car and sped off from the scene as quickly as possible.


    i rushed home, visibly shaken.. i told my mom what i had just witnessed.Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
    Thats fukin funny!
    The beginning i thought was real but
    the ending i remember the song of the show!

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    You should of troll'd. The ending ruined it.
    /Gewd

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    epic and funny, this is a WIN!

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