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    OH GOD DAM GOOD LORD

    I just hit my little toe against a wall, and as I was rushing to sit down, I hit it against the table, and then I hit it against the chair

    I swear I will never feel anything worse than this in my whole life ever again.
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    How about a bear ripping your back open?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Snape View Post
    How about a bear ripping your back open?
    Nothing compared to this

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    Luckily you didn't step on a lego...

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    Stumping the toes fucking hurt, I feel it all the way from here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3leven View Post
    Luckily you didn't step on a lego...
    Oh god, imagine the following scenario:

    You stump your toe, step on a lego, stump it again, and then you stump your toe whilst stepping on a lego block.



    I think that would cause so much pain that leg decapitation would be a MUST.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frost View Post


    Oh god, imagine the following scenario:

    You stump your toe, step on a lego, stump it again, and then you stump your toe whilst stepping on a lego block.



    I think that would cause so much pain that leg decapitation would be a MUST.
    My feet hurt just from reading that.


     
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