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    Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?

    The Pizza doesn't scream in the oven!

    What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a mountain?

    A jailbreak!

    What do you call a bunch of black people running down a mountain?

    A mud slide!

    what can a bench do that a Mexican or Nigger can not do?

    Support a family!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Instagram View Post
    Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?

    The Pizza doesn't scream in the oven!

    What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a mountain?

    A jailbreak!

    What do you call a bunch of black people running down a mountain?

    A mud slide!

    what can a bench do that a Mexican or Nigger can not do?

    Support a family!

    Heard all of them before, still good though


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    Jews are like magicans... They walk in trough the door and comes out trough the pipe :3 /haha

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    What do you do with a group of Hindu's?

    Connect the dots.

    What's a mexican's favorite sport.

    cross-country.

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    Why I don't get any of these jokes / understand / laugh at them ?

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    This joke isn't mine, still a good one though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splinterrr View Post
    Why I don't get any of these jokes / understand / laugh at them ?
    u dont have a sense of humor ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iSmexy View Post


    u dont have a sense of humor ?
    Not sure really , I'm trying to understand them. No luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splinterrr View Post

    Not sure really , I'm trying to understand them. No luck.
    You're not alone. I can't laugh at any jokes, even my own jokes aren't funny to me.
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    The bartender says: If you dicks reach 50centimeters together, you will all get one pint for free.
    As said, as done.
    The african had a dicksize of 40 centimeters, the european had a dicksize of 9 centimeters, and the american had a dicksize of 1 centimeter.

    As they left with a free pint in their hand, the american says: "you guys are lucky I had a boner!"




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    A truck driver has this habbit, where whenever he sees a turkish person, he would hit them with his truck.
    One day, the truck driver sees a priest, and as religious as he is, he asks the priest to get in the truck.
    A few hours later on the ride, the truck driver sees a turkish person trying to get a lift, and as he tries to hit him, he remembers that there is a priest with him, and he quickly tries to dodge him.
    As he tried to dodge him, he heard a loud bang
    "You almost missed that motherfucker!" said the priest after having bashed the turkish person with the cardoor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splinterrr View Post
    Why I don't get any of these jokes / understand / laugh at them ?
    I have no idea, might not be your sense of humor?
    Give me an example of a mean joke that you think is mean.


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    Quote Originally Posted by InReplay View Post

    You're not alone. I can't laugh at any jokes, even my own jokes aren't funny to me.
    Too bad.
    Well, not everyone have the same sense of humor.

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    ouch, u guize hurt my feelings



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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl Sweatshirt View Post
    ouch, u guize hurt my feelings
    I'm so cool that I don't care.
    Poor Earl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post
    Too bad.
    Well, not everyone have the same sense of humor.
    99% of the time, when someone makes a joke, I'm the only one not laughing, and very rarely I will laugh when the joke is extremely funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InReplay View Post

    99% of the time, when someone makes a joke, I'm the only one not laughing, and very rarely I will laugh when the joke is extremely funny.
    Maybe you're just cynical?

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