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    That's pretty funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post


    Maybe you're just cynical?
    Not really. I find many other things other than "jokes" funny, such as party events with my friends, when someone does something extremely stupid, etc. I don't laugh at anything you know, I do laugh at many things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InReplay View Post

    Not really. I find many other things other than "jokes" funny, such as party events with my friends, when someone does something extremely stupid, etc. I don't laugh at anything you know, I do laugh at many things.
    Well, don't take this the wrong way, but you might be some sort of bi-polar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post


    Well, don't take this the wrong way, but you might be some sort of bi-polar.
    No, I don't take things seriously. But just because I don't laugh at most jokes, doesn't mean i'm bi-polar. My friends can come up with a funny yet insulting joke and I'll laugh to them, but many of the jokes I see on the net are just ridiculously pointless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InReplay View Post

    No, I don't take things seriously. But just because I don't laugh at most jokes, doesn't mean i'm bi-polar. My friends can come up with a funny yet insulting joke and I'll laugh to them, but many of the jokes I see on the net are just ridiculously pointless.
    Well, didn't say that it meant that you were. Simply stating that it could be a possibility.
    Keep that in the back of your head if you suddenly stop laughing one day and don't know why.

    Feel free to share a joke you feel is better than the ones above, I welcome all jokes on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post


    Well, didn't say that it meant that you were. Simply stating that it could be a possibility.
    Keep that in the back of your head if you suddenly stop laughing one day and don't know why.

    Feel free to share a joke you feel is better than the ones above, I welcome all jokes on here.
    I guess, but I have a "suppose" friend who's bi-polar, and his actions are way different from me.
    And no, I don't have good jokes, sadly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InReplay View Post

    I guess, but I have a "suppose" friend who's bi-polar, and his actions are way different from me.
    And no, I don't have good jokes, sadly.
    Well, it doesn't always work the same way per individual.
    As I suffer from ADHD and some other stuff not worth mentioning in this matter, my brother has it too.
    His actions differs a whole lot from mine.

    Well, if you do come up with any jokes, feel free to come back here.
    You know the thread exists

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    This racist guy was out for a drive one day when he saw a nigger walking down the road, so the guy swerved and ran him over. A little while later he saw another one and swerved and ran him over.

    A little while later he saw someone else walking down the road, and as he was about to swerve and hit him he noticed it was a priest. Doing his good deed for the day, he stopped and offered the priest a ride.
    They start to drive down the road and the racist sees another nigger. He starts to swerve but last minute he changes his mind

    "Shit!" he thinks, "I can't run him over when the priest is in the car. Ha! I know I'll close my eyes and swerve and hope I get him."

    So the racist does just that. He then opens his eyes and asks the priest, "Did I hit him?"

    "No." Replied the priest, "But I got him with my door."

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    Quote Originally Posted by PyrexxHero® View Post
    This racist guy was out for a drive one day when he saw a nigger walking down the road, so the guy swerved and ran him over. A little while later he saw another one and swerved and ran him over.

    A little while later he saw someone else walking down the road, and as he was about to swerve and hit him he noticed it was a priest. Doing his good deed for the day, he stopped and offered the priest a ride.
    They start to drive down the road and the racist sees another nigger. He starts to swerve but last minute he changes his mind

    "Shit!" he thinks, "I can't run him over when the priest is in the car. Ha! I know I'll close my eyes and swerve and hope I get him."

    So the racist does just that. He then opens his eyes and asks the priest, "Did I hit him?"

    "No." Replied the priest, "But I got him with my door."
    Racist priest. That's fun :3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitekillr View Post
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    More disturbing than inappropriate .

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