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    Inappropriate Joke Thread

    As there's literally NOTHING going on here in general as far as the eye can see, I'll just put this up.
    Lets all have an inappropriate joke thread about everything and nothing.

    If you can't handle the fact that some of the jokes might offend you, then you can just up and leave right away.
    I'm hoping to see both racist jokes, dead baby jokes, holocaust jokes and everything in between that. Or anything else you can muster.

    So, last disclaimer:
    Can't handle inappropriate jokes, racist jokes or any jokes that are generally horrible.
    Just get the fuck out. Also, I slapped the 18+ prefix on this thread because some jokes might be unsuitable for our PG13 crowd.

    Of course, any jokes are allowed on here.
    Such as, Anti-Jokes.

    START NOW!
    Last edited by Xenocide; 06-18-2013 at 03:08 PM.

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    This is just stupid... but

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    A member of Crimestoppers of America.
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    A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
    The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
    Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
    They are easier to spot
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    First grade.
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    Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
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    Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews


    Boyscouts come home from camp

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    ur ghey
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    What's worst than 10 dead babies nailed on a tree?

     
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    Lovely !
    Keep em' coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peen View Post
    What's worst than 10 dead babies nailed on a tree?

     
    One baby nailed on 10 trees
    How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
     
    It depends on how hard you throw them

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    Quote Originally Posted by peen View Post
    What's worst than 10 dead babies nailed on a tree?

     
    One baby nailed on 10 trees
    What's worse than a dumpster filled with dead babies?
    The one on bottom is alive.
    What's worse than that?
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    I've heard most of the dead baby jokes before though.
    Come up with some really creative shit there!

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    What's worse than one bee sting?
    2 bee stings.
    What's worse than 2 bee stings?
    The Holocaust.
    What's worse than the Holocaust?
    3 bee stings.


     
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    I was in Key West and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.”
    Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.

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    Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews


    Boyscouts come home from camp
    I laughed so hard lol.. Then I figured out im a jew and started laughing like never before



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