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    im to young to shave

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    Quote Originally Posted by iSmexy View Post
    im to young to shave
    ​I started shaving when I was 12.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    I shave my ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​I don't really need razors that much, only for touching up on edges.




    ​I tried once, it itched like a son of a bitch.
    I use a cisor for my dick best way against itching , for my face i just shave

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    Quote Originally Posted by iSmexy View Post
    im to young to shave
    How old are you?

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    The only times I shave are my pubes and when I give myself an edge up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DutchAirForce View Post


    I actually was really stupid one day. Was kind of smelly so i sprayed it with deodorant, just..... don't do it. Believe me, just don't. It will hurt for hours.
    I laughed so bad at this. Well... Still laughing, sorry. Still, it certainly is a very good tip.
    The world is a filthy place, it's a filthy goddamn horror show.

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    Every razor pulls. I get dem Gillette proglide razors and they are as shitty as the rest.

    You need to follow proper instructions if you wanna shave and any razor will work.

    1) Get in the shower
    2) Wash yo face
    3) Trim down the hair that has overgrown with a scissor or shaver
    4) Get a razor and shave your face







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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    Every razor pulls. I get dem Gillette proglide razors and they are as shitty as the rest.

    You need to follow proper instructions if you wanna shave and any razor will work.

    1) Get in the shower
    2) Wash yo face
    3) Trim down the hair that has overgrown with a scissor or shaver
    4) Get a razor and shave your face


    It's important to keep it clean or the follicles will get inflamed, thereof the red spots. That's why point 1 and 2 are the good ones.
    The world is a filthy place, it's a filthy goddamn horror show.

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    The year of our lord two-thousand and thirteen and there are people who don't wash their face?

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    Dunno what the fuck you are all talking about when you say it itches the first time. Didn't for me.
    I must just be one of those 'normal' people.
    Did I help you? You know what to do.

     





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    Quote Originally Posted by Auxilium View Post


    How old are you?
    not old enough but im only 15 :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by iSmexy View Post

    not old enough but im only 15 :P
    I had a 4 inch goatee just after I turned 16. Get on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by .Boyka View Post


    Because you used a razor. There are other, safe ways to do it.
    Wax that shit off, like a real man.



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    Oh yeah.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
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