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    Story Time 4Chan Style

    >be 16 (19 now)
    >not that smooth with the laddies
    >always notice the same girl when walking the halls
    >figure no way she is into me
    >school goes on and I keep seeing this girl
    >highschoolcrush.jpeg
    >school year coming to an end
    >friend tells me he mentioned me to a girl
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    >next day get random text
    >its my crush
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    >we start talking
    >we start to hang out during school
    >douche bag ex boyfriend wont fuck off
    >crush still kinda likes ex
    >crush is stating to like me
    >we go to the beach
    >decided to remove my balls from upper stomach and kiss her
    >kiss turns into 10 minute makeout session
    >things looking good for me
    >wrong
    >last do of school I get a text
    >its my crush (Still haven't asked her out)
    >she says she doesn't want to be in relationship over break and just wants to (ACTUAL QUOTE) "I just wanna do me and party"
    >wtf she is a slut
    >no
    >find out next day she wasn't going to be seen with a kid who doesn't have a car
    >i am now okay with girls getting hit

    Lets keep this going eh?

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    Stop making shit threads, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post
    Stop making shit threads, please.
    I'm sorry, does the lack of Anime in this thread bother you? If so leave (I left your thread as ask)
    Lets end the blood shed here

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    Stop..Just stop.

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    Not understanding why this is undergoing such hate. Its late at night, lets share some stories to kill time. Hadn't the slightest clue that stories were so bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    I'm sorry, does the lack of Anime in this thread bother you? If so leave (I left your thread as ask)
    Lets end the blood shed here
    What I said was completely unrelated.
    I was basically giving you advice that you should stop making these useless threads.
    You made the same thread just a big ago, but in a different format.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post

    What I said was completely unrelated.
    I was basically giving you advice that you should stop making these useless threads.
    You made the same thread just a big ago, but in a different format.
    No, if you actually used your brain, you should, key word here, should be able to notice the blatantly obvious differences that both threads have to offer. Let you use your second grade reading skills and read both threads. Then you can complain all you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    I'm sorry, does the lack of Anime in this thread bother you? If so leave (I left your thread as ask)
    Lets end the blood shed here
    No, but you you know what does? The overall lack of interesting content that would validate its existence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    No, but you you know what does? The overall lack of interesting content that would validate its existence.
    You have any preferences? I would love to provide and entertain you with a story. I do indeed love to write, let it be fiction or non-fiction. So provide me with a topic and I'll see what I can come up with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    No, if you actually used your brain, you should, key word here, should be able to notice the blatantly obvious differences that both threads have to offer. Let you use your second grade reading skills and read both threads. Then you can complain all you want.
    I wasn't complaining at all mang.
    As I stated, I just wanted to give some advice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post

    I wasn't complaining at all mang.
    As I stated, I just wanted to give some advice.
    Let me state, your advice giving skills are very lackluster and need extreme
    improvement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    No, if you actually used your brain, you should, key word here, should be able to notice the blatantly obvious differences that both threads have to offer. Let you use your second grade reading skills and read both threads. Then you can complain all you want.
    So your essentially saying that you posted a spam thread.

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    >Have a 5 year old cousin.
    >Babysit said cousin.
    >Cousin asks what sex is.
    >Tell him it's "kissing while naked".
    >Have your boss over to talk about a new project.
    >Cousin puts on his pajamas in his room.
    >Cousin kisses your cat while he's changing.
    >Remembers what you told him.
    >Runs crying while you're talking to your boss.
    >Cousin says that he had sex with the cat.
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    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    Let me state, your advice giving skills are very lackluster and need extreme
    improvement.
    Must be some good advice, because without it you are getting a bunch of hate.
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