What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
How teh fuq? FUQ YOU AND SATAN. I KNOW YOUR SATANS SEX SLAVE BUT GOD DAMN STOP SHARING IT WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD YOU FAGGOT. HURRY UP AND GET THE BABY OIL AND GET ALL OILED UP FOR SATAN. IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICE THE DEVIL IS A LIE. HE FUCKS WITH KIDS AGE 1DAY - 21. YEAH THATS RIGHT. HE PROBABLY TORMENTED YOU AS A CHILD AND YOU GAVE IN YOU PUSSY. EVERYTHING I HAVE TO SAY IS TRUE! I FUCKING SWEAR GOD DAMN IT. I SWEAR TO HELL/GOD/LINUX I WILL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU COME HERE ONE MORE TIME WITH YOUR STUPID ASS TROLLS AND MEMES. ALTHOUGH I AM A FUCKING FAN OF MEMES NO FUCKIN MEMES FOR YOU FAGGOT. I OWN ALL THE MEMES ON THE INTERNET. I AM THE FIRST MEME EVER CREATED. NO FUCKING LIES.
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