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    John worked on the 20th build of the empire state building. What was the last thing going through his mind as the building collapsed?
    The 21st floor

    What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
    Two planes

    Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?
    You can't load bowling balls into a truck with a pitch fork

    Some good ones here as well (some of it is hit and miss):

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    There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.

    If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?


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    Did you hear about the Hyena who drank a pint of gravy?


    He was a laughing stock!

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    I know of 2 jokes that I will share with you.
    Arab force and Rats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    This thread.
    ​Joosh. /thread
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Dave aren't you supposed to be asleep?

    What do you call a nigger on the moon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue View Post
    Dave aren't you supposed to be asleep?

    What do you call a nigger on the moon?
    Problem
    How about 10 niggers?
    Problem
    100?
    Big Problem
    1000?
    Bigger Problem
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    Huge Problem

    All of them?
    Problem solved
    I liked it.

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    knock knock
    whos there
    pizza delivery man
    pizza delivery man who?
    pizza delivery man

    heoheoah

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    A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!”

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    Q: Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

    A: He contracted chirpes. And the worst thing? It was untweetable.


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    Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?
    A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he''s dead.


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    What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?

    One goes "Ribbit" and the other goes "Rubb-it."
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    What's the difference between Sam and the sofa?

    The sofa can support a family while Sam cannot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blake View Post


    I liked it.
    Tell a nigga a nigga joke, niggas love that.

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    What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
    One hundred people who don't do dick.


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    What's 72?

    69 with 3 people watching!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Joosh. /thread

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    You faggot


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    Quote Originally Posted by arunforce View Post
    Gab.

    K srsly

    The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

    >.< was looking at a reddit "smart jokes" thread today.

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    what's up with lawyer jokes

    lawyers are pretty cool

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