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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post


    Oh lawd...

    Oh fuck, I just thought about it lol.
    I'm stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky Plus View Post


    Oh fuck, I just thought about it lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
    Best. Fuckin. Joke. Ever.

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    What comes after 'W' but before 'Y'?
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    Solve this riddle and you have your joke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    What's the hardest thing about being a pedo?












































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    @hax3rman can.

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    So I go to the bar and sit down next to a cute blonde. We start talking and I buy her a drink. Bitch says thanks and hands it to her boyfriend who sits down next to her. Normally I'd be pissed, but it was fucking hilarious seeing him drink that roofie.

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    What's red, brown and dead?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenshin13 View Post

    @hax3rman can.
    Say what you will about pedophiles, but they always slow down in school zones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
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    If only I hadn't heard this before.









































    Fitting in.

    If only I hadnt heard this before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post

    If only I hadnt heard this before.
    Dat quote yo

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