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    what's the difference between sumo force and arab force?

    nothing, just know that rats always come first.




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    What's the difference between dave and roy nelson?

    nothing, Both are fats
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    What is sam his IQ?








    Below nuts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Denelf View Post
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    Below nuts
    I must agree, this is one of the worst jokes on the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borndel View Post
    Didnt a thread similar to this rise about from antipathy.
    I dont know who started it but I recently saw a thread about dark humor jokes and stuff here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyak View Post
    An Irish man walks out of a bar.
    Where did the Irish family go for vacation?


    A different bar

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    you're a breaded hotdog

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    What's the difference between people who smoke weed and a cake?

    the cake is more baked




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    A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane View Post
    What's the difference between people who smoke weed and a cake?

    the cake is more baked
    You've never seen me after I smoked 2g of purple kush kiddie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bagget View Post


    You've never seen me after I smoked 2g of purple kush kiddie.
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    Stoned Gab is an incredible sight.
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    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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