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    What does a beer and a pussy have in common?



    They both taste like piss at first.
    The world is a filthy place, it's a filthy goddamn horror show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niet View Post
    What does a beer and a pussy have in common?



    They both taste like piss at first.
    Oh my god my sides pls staph

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    OP name xDDDDDDD.

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    What do you call the flabby stuff around the pussy?

    Woman.


    ---------- Post added at 10:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:26 PM ----------

    How do you know that your sister has her period?

    Your daddys dick taste like blood.


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    How do you break a blonde girls nose?

    Just show your dick under a glass table.


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    - Daddy? Why is little brother so red?

    - Shut up the fuck up and close the oven door.


    Little John, eight years old, asked his mother why he didn't get any Christmas presents as his brother did.

    She answered:
    - But John, you know you've got cancer.


    ---------- Post added at 11:10 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:05 PM ----------

    What should you do if you get goosebumps on your dick?

    Remove the goose.
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    Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

    Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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