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    Joke Thread

    K I'll go first.

    What's the difference between jam and jelly?

    You can't jelly a cock down a bitch's throat.





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    Wats the difference between Sam and a rock?

    None: They are both as intelligent as the other.

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    What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

    I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genesis View Post
    Wats the difference between Sam and a rock?

    None: They are both as intelligent as the other.
    Woulda ended it with "a rock doesn't have a cock up it's ass"





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    K srsly

    The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

    >.< was looking at a reddit "smart jokes" thread today.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

    I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
    Sounds like a jeremy joke





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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

    I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
    A sandwich you have to prepare. edit Aff white text



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post

    Sounds like a jeremy joke
    He is the most inspirational comedian

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    Quote Originally Posted by arunforce View Post

    >.< was looking at a reddit "smart jokes" thread today.
    That's where you went wrong.





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    Whats the difference between boy scouts and jews

    Boy scouts come home from camp

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    ur ghey
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