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    Every time I remind myself that GoT won't be back for another year, I cry little bitch tears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenshin13 View Post


    I did that about a month ago....While we were breaking up xD
    Drink 3 bottles of Mountain Dew.
    Wait until she leaves.
    Open her dresser.
    Unload.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Music. View Post


    10/10 would bang, sexiest guy i have ever seen .
    I would suck that dudes dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    Drink 3 bottles of Mountain Dew.
    Wait until she leaves.
    Open her dresser.
    Unload.
    Technically it was a "One Last Fap" then I needed to piss after. So I jizzed and pissed on her clothes.
    Then I stole a sandwich from her fridge and left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post


    I would suck that dudes dick.
    definitely, would put my tongue in so many places .

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    ummm, i don't really have anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post


    I would suck that dudes dick.
    Always knew you were a fag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    Always knew you were a fag.
    I love dicks argsdouhdifjsdiofjposdfksdopfisdopf

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    This one time right at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy.
    If you're reading this, I recommend you to go fuck yourself.
    Old name: The Productive Cunt

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    I licked my ex-girlfriends panties behind her back before she left me and i masturbated with my shower curtain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The productive cunt View Post
    This one time right at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy.
    That sounds hot as fuck.

    Post vids plz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The productive cunt View Post
    This one time right at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy.
    Thought you were a guy O-o

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    Quote Originally Posted by billalm56 View Post
    I licked my ex-girlfriends panties behind her back before she left me and i masturbated with my shower curtain.
    You're doing it wrong... you gotta sniff them while jacking off with your shower curtains.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The productive cunt View Post
    This one time right at band camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy.
    and you started playing with yourself ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post


    You're doing it wrong... you gotta sniff them while jacking off with your shower curtains.
    I thought of doing that but then the panties would get wet after I finished jacking off in the shower then she would notice.

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