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    If you're bored come read this (long read)

    Okay so this is a convo between me and some girl I think 2-3 years ago I just re read it and I think it's funny as fuck.
    NOTE I was 11 or 12.

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 1 hour ago
    ue such a fag kabir idc wat u say or how many times u swear coz well i take critisim rlly well i m used 2 it

    Kabir Rai - 33 minutes ago - Delete
    Good whore.

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 27 minutes ago
    shut up

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 27 minutes ago
    say it again nd meet me near my house nd i can bash u up i m not scared of u coz i m a girl girls can do wat eva boys do

    Kabir Rai - 26 minutes ago - Delete
    Okay right bash me up. Whatever you say whore.

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 24 minutes ago
    ur the type of ppl tht i wanna freak the freak out

    Kabir Rai - 23 minutes ago - Delete
    Does it look like I give a fuck?

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 23 minutes ago
    coz ur a freak do u want me 2 but ur ugly face down at the police station i done it be4 nd i will do it again

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 22 minutes ago
    not hut it's looks lyk u wanna giv ur mom a mother fucker of a life time

    Kabir Rai - 22 minutes ago - Delete
    I repeat, does it look like I give a fuck?

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 22 minutes ago
    *sleeps* sry wat i fell asleep in ur boring phase plz come 2 my house nd say it again nd then i will bash u up

    Kabir Rai - 21 minutes ago - Delete
    Nah, I gave your mum enough to last me a while

    Kabir Rai - 21 minutes ago - Delete
    Does it look like I give a fuck? Fucking whore gtfo my life.

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 21 minutes ago
    my parents r divoreced so i haven't seen her 4 so long

    Kabir Rai - 20 minutes ago - Delete
    K?

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 20 minutes ago
    no kabir how about on mothers dayu can fuck ur mom as a present

    Kabir Rai - 19 minutes ago - Delete
    No thank you

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 14 minutes ago
    wat eves i bet ur cunted mother or wat eva probally should send u in jubie ( u noe the kids prison)

    Kabir Rai - 4 minutes ago - Delete
    You say shit bout my mother? Wrong choice bitch. Ima fucking get Hitmans on you. Fucking whore. Go die. And its juvi dumb cunt.

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 3 minutes ago
    I DON'T NEED A BITCH BOY 2 TELL WAT MISTAKE I MADE IN MY SPEELING WELL SORRRRRRRRRY I DIDN'T NOE THIS IS MSN SKOOL

    Kabir Rai - 2 minutes ago - Delete
    Ahaha wait til next week, you'll see whats happened and never say shit to me again.

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 1 minute ago
    IM NOT SCARED OF U

    Kabir Rai - 1 minute ago - Delete
    You should be.

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - A moment ago
    well i m not

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - A moment ago
    i m brave 2 call me mom an annoying dumbass

    Kabir Rai - A moment ago - Delete
    FUCKING HOE JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY FUCKING DUMB CUNT.
    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 18 minutes ago
    i don't lyk water lyk serilously i pressure my mom 2 buy me root beer

    Kabir Rai - 17 minutes ago - Delete
    NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 16 minutes ago
    was i talking 2 u kabir i was saying it 2 the cool ppl here other than u kabir

    Kabir Rai - 15 minutes ago - Delete
    I rofl at that. No one likes you here.

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 14 minutes ago
    stop trying 2 confuse me with ur fancy words coz it wont work

    Kabir Rai - 14 minutes ago - Delete
    Stop trying to lick seamen of your dad.

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 13 minutes ago
    can u plz explain in english

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 12 minutes ago
    coz i don't get it jst calm down nd say it nicley

    Kabir Rai - 11 minutes ago - Delete
    I don't explain stuff to dumb cunts.

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 10 minutes ago
    hellooo i m not dumb or a vigina i bet i can do better in the selective than u at least i hope i don't get seven marks off the exam

    Kabir Rai - 9 minutes ago - Delete
    DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK HOE IM SMARTER THAN YOU BITCH FUCKING SUCK MY DICK.

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 8 minutes ago
    um........... no thxs

    Kabir Rai - 7 minutes ago - Delete
    Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm Im gonna block a dum cunt like you.

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 7 minutes ago
    nd btw i m more smarter than the smarter ur dumber than the dumb

    Kabir Rai - 5 minutes ago - Delete
    You, can, fucking, die, in, a, fucking, hole. No one on this earth likes you. Do it while you can before you realise the facts that your just a useless dumb cunt that no one likes.

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - 3 minutes ago
    yawn jst prove it be4 i haf my beauty sleep in my mansion

    Kabir Rai - 2 minutes ago - Delete
    Oh didn't know a drain was a mansion now.

    ♥OrAngE♥ ♥ - A moment ago
    um..................................... i don't get wat u said coz i think ur DNA has some crazy ness in it i think u should professional help from a doctor mayb a woman doctor so u can fuck her ass hole

    Kabir Rai - A moment ago - Delete
    IT MEANS U LIVE IN A DRAIN YOU FUCKING DUMB CUNT.



    Hope you enjoyed.
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    HELP ME WITH MY PC TECH SUPPORT.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    did you two fuck after?

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Quote Originally Posted by PyrexxHero® View Post
    did you two fuck after?
    ​11 YEAR OLD PEEN=.5 INCHES OF PENETRATION
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    When you're older you can call anyone a dumbfuck and they'd be cool with you.



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    Well, interesting...


     
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    changed my life

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    Quote Originally Posted by The productive cunt View Post
    plz come 2 my house nd say it again nd then i will bash u up
    she wanted the d

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Quote Originally Posted by The productive cunt View Post
    Kabir Rai - 4 minutes ago - Delete
    You say shit bout my mother? Wrong choice bitch. Ima fucking get Hitmans on you. Fucking whore. Go die. And its juvi dumb cunt
    You got butthurt hard over here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GameSellerAndTrader View Post
    Well, interesting...
    Not at all actually lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Confin3d View Post
    Not at all actually lol
    I know, I was being sarcastic


     
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