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    Almost shat my pants

    "FUCK" Is what I said as I nearly shit my pants.

    So I hate some of this yogurt. Which is key to the story


    Like 3 days ago I ate it, but didn't finish all of it (like 2 spoons were left). And since it has a cap/cover thing, I just put it back on.

    I woke up this morning and looked at my computer tower which is where I left it. It was bulging on both sides. I'm guessing carbon dioxide was being released by the fermenting yogurt.

    So it is late at night 2 minutes ago, I am slowly dazing off at my computer. I hear the loudest "POP" noise in my life and scream FUCK and fall backwards off my chair, my head hitting the floor very hard, and now I have a headache.

    I guess the air pressure got too high inside the container, it blew the top RIGHT OFF and soared at least a foot high.
    I should throw it away immediately next time..


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    ​Yogurt can explode.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​Yogurt can explode.
    Compare the lid in the photo to this one. You can't see the bottom but it is just as stretched as the top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by programboy3 View Post
    Compare the lid in the photo to this one. You can't see the bottom but it is just as stretched as the top.
    It's probably due to Noosa using more active cultures than the average yogurt. Hence more CO2 production.
    ​I've actually driven past Noosa.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    That's just the clostridium botulinum going off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post
    That's just the clostridium botulinum going off.
    What would Clostridium have to do with yogurt producing excess gas?
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    What would Clostridium have to do with yogurt producing excess gas?
    Because that excess gas is produced by bacteria.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    Because that excess gas is produced by bacteria.
    Clostridium isn't even one of the active cultures found in yogurt.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    Clostridium isn't even one of the active cultures found in yogurt.
    It's not an active culture of any food. Yet it sometimes finds itself into canned foods and other preserved foods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    It's not an active culture of any food. Yet it sometimes finds itself into canned foods and other preserved foods.
    ​I wouldn't expect it to be the greatest producer of gas though, as it's normally only found in miniscule quantities.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    I wonder wut does it taste like the 2nd pic
    Talking like a bad ass over the internet doesn't really make you a complete bad ass irl .
    Talking bout drugs and shit over the internet doesn't make you cooler either .
    What's on the internet stays on the internet .

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    Quote Originally Posted by FMDSatan View Post
    I wonder wut does it taste like the 2nd pic
    Rotten passion fruit yogurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​I wouldn't expect it to be the greatest producer of gas though, as it's normally only found in miniscule quantities.
    No, you're wrong. Contaminated canned foods are easily identified by there bloated appearance.

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