I guess I could have taken a photo of my bruised pussy and post it on the internet, but then I think "yea, I better not do that".
THEN YOU BETTER NOT CLAIM TO HAVE HAD SEX FOR EXORBITANT TIME PERIODS.
I am the seer in the dark,
the vagabond of yore,
I am the sum of all your parts,
and proprietor of all.
blackmonger of Inlé,
my form now vivid,
as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
With every ounce of flesh now offered,
I hold your corpse within my coffers.
Knitted cells now split asunder,
stand alongside me brother.
Take your place amongst my Owsla,
we march at dawn now and forever.
Fuck for 19 straight hours (with a couple pee stops).
Biggest lie in the world
Talking like a bad ass over the internet doesn't really make you a complete bad ass irl .
Talking bout drugs and shit over the internet doesn't make you cooler either .
What's on the internet stays on the internet .
I will NOT add you to do trades with you. Always ask me to send you a PM/VM when you add me on Skype.
Originally Posted by Aborted
I think one of my greatest accomplishments is that of becoming a Region VII member of Intertel.
My greatest achievement was being the winner of the sperm cell race 15 years, 10 months and 6 days ago..
Another achievement was being a genius at kindergarten till the 6th grade ..
Another was having the courage to travel over 8000 kilometers alone when I was 11 or 12 years old ..
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