I think one of my greatest accomplishments is that of becoming a Region VII member of Intertel.
I am the seer in the dark,
the vagabond of yore,
I am the sum of all your parts,
and proprietor of all.
blackmonger of Inlé,
my form now vivid,
as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
With every ounce of flesh now offered,
I hold your corpse within my coffers.
Knitted cells now split asunder,
stand alongside me brother.
Take your place amongst my Owsla,
we march at dawn now and forever.
First was getting circumcised
Second . . Losing virginity . .
3rd punching my stepdad in the face
Talking like a bad ass over the internet doesn't really make you a complete bad ass irl .
Talking bout drugs and shit over the internet doesn't make you cooler either .
What's on the internet stays on the internet .