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    Cocksucker Defence attorney at MPGH law


    Have you ever became a CS and got banned for something stupid/can't get staff/cant request anything?
    Think it's unfair and unruly? Well call us! We are the CS Defence attorney that will try our best to help you.
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    4. Usertitle
    5. Member lv 2 access
    6. Can get banned for anything
    7. Disrespected in any and all ways
    8. Get free Cock meat sandwiches every day
    9. Can't get staff
    10. Free Gay porn

    Call us at: 1-800-MPGHCS
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    Last edited by Low Tide; 07-01-2013 at 01:54 PM.

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    Piece of shit selling it for $.99.
    My thread distributes it as freeware.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Piece of shit selling it for $.99.
    My thread distributes it as freeware.
    SHHHH. It's how I make money.

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    This cracked me up CS defense
    Talking like a bad ass over the internet doesn't really make you a complete bad ass irl .
    Talking bout drugs and shit over the internet doesn't make you cooler either .
    What's on the internet stays on the internet .

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    Lol, man, I see why i cant get staff, cause people still hate me for no reason like you, Always rude to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLordXYZ View Post
    Shut up and suck my dick
    as if you have one
    Talking like a bad ass over the internet doesn't really make you a complete bad ass irl .
    Talking bout drugs and shit over the internet doesn't make you cooler either .
    What's on the internet stays on the internet .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Piece of shit selling it for $.99.
    My thread distributes it as freeware.
    FUCK THE SYSTEM. FUCK THE SYSTEM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FMDSatan View Post
    as if you have one
    inb4ban .

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