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    I kicked a dog in the throat.

    I left like an hour ago to go walk up to jack in the box to get something to eat. On my way back I saw a black pitbull and its owner went inside to go eat. I thought it was harmless until it started barking. I thought nothing of it at the time. Then the dog had jumped off of the porch and came after me. My first thought was to run, so I ran. The dog caught up to me in 30 seconds so I had no choice but to fight the dog. It had jumped at me and I punched it in the face. My punch seemed ineffective although its eyes started to tear up and bruise. It came straight back at me but this time more aggressive. I had dodged the dog and kicked its ass. Literally, I kicked it in the ass. It wouldn't stop. The third time it came up to me I kicked it in the throat and grabbed it by its collar and tried to get his owner over here. 2 minutes later he finally came out and took care of the dog. I looked at my arm and I had a scratch mark from it. My question is, have you ever gotten attacked by an animal and how did it end up.
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    Pretty sure if you played it cool, the dog wouldn't have attacked you, maybe licked you at worst.



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    Yeah , already experience got attacked by a dog but i won. I throwed him on the garbage can.

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    That poor dog, why him, why not you. Joking!

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    ​I once got attacked by a Raccoon when I was 12.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    2 Years go ... Walking home from school and passing near a soldier training camp I was with two of my friends when these 3 dogs (Police ones) came out of no where and started chasing us distance was really far between us and them but they were getting closer , we started to throw rocks at them but they didn't even care . Luckily the soldiers stopped them before they got so close.

    Also a snake bit me , (2-3 years ago) ... Playing soccer ... I shot the ball so hard it went down the hill , I followed it and there I got poisoned .

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    Nope. I just do this anytime an animal fucks with me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ellekim00 View Post
    Yeah , already experience got attacked by a dog but i won. I throwed him on the garbage can.
    Yeah, no you didn't.

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    I outran a dog once
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    Pretty sure if you played it cool, the dog wouldn't have attacked you, maybe licked you at worst.
    Bull fucking shit when i was like six a dog opened a screen door and bite my neck almost paralyzing me because i went in front of its house to get a ball.

    Some dogs are friendly and wont attack people but some will fuck you up just because, my dogs will be nice if one of the family members are with them but if someone were to come on our property without us being there they would not leave in one piece if at all.


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    I was bit by a dog when I was 4. I still have a scar mark on my right wrist.

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    me and my friends was walking home and a loose rottweiler started to chase us, we obviously ran and hopped onto a car my foot started to dangle and it bit my shoe we later jumped off the car and ran; hopped over a gate and was home free

    i didn't want to hurt the little doggy


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    I had to fight a wolf last year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post
    I had to fight a wolf last year.
    the ones from twilight


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