Quite an odd way of revealing your love I must say
Originally Posted by Extravagant
The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
"Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
Originally Posted by Lehsyrus
Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.
I think I'm in love with @Ethereal. Ever since I've come here all I'd do is slowly rub my dick to his posts. Sometimes I'd grab my big black ball that I named Jimmy, and shove it in my ass.
Sure, it hurt like hell. But the thought of him inside me made me cum faster than anything else.
I've setup a shrine and even wrote hundreds of love letters to him. Never sent one out, because I'm too afraid of rejection. Although late at night I try to find out where he lives so I can send him some of my cum and litter it with my pubic hair.
And when I'm in the shower I take a bottle of my best shampoo, take the lid off, and squirt it all in my ass. You know, to make me feel like his dick was exploding inside me.
I dream about him everynight, and picture myself taking it from him deeper and harder every night. My asshole has begun to bleed rapidly because I fuck myself so much. I've even gone to the extent of getting a big hard dildo and just slamming it in my ass.
Oh baby. I made this thread, hoping you'd accept my love and call me your own. I hope you accept my love, and I'll PM you my address so you can come over later. Maybe make my dreams come true.