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    I don't know how to say this...

    I think I'm in love with @Ethereal. Ever since I've come here all I'd do is slowly rub my dick to his posts. Sometimes I'd grab my big black ball that I named Jimmy, and shove it in my ass.

    Sure, it hurt like hell. But the thought of him inside me made me cum faster than anything else.

    I've setup a shrine and even wrote hundreds of love letters to him. Never sent one out, because I'm too afraid of rejection. Although late at night I try to find out where he lives so I can send him some of my cum and litter it with my pubic hair.

    And when I'm in the shower I take a bottle of my best shampoo, take the lid off, and squirt it all in my ass. You know, to make me feel like his dick was exploding inside me.

    I dream about him everynight, and picture myself taking it from him deeper and harder every night. My asshole has begun to bleed rapidly because I fuck myself so much. I've even gone to the extent of getting a big hard dildo and just slamming it in my ass.



    Oh baby. I made this thread, hoping you'd accept my love and call me your own. I hope you accept my love, and I'll PM you my address so you can come over later. Maybe make my dreams come true.



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    dafuq did I just read...

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    Wow .

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    A truly beautiful love story...





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    ya same dude lets fuck



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    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    #Snuggs4CS.

    Cool Story.

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    OPCSASFUCK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PyrexxHero® View Post
    Snuggs for CS
    Quote Originally Posted by Howboutdat View Post
    #Snuggs4CS.

    Cool Story.
    Time to put that in our sigs to get him CS


     
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    I NEED TO HELP PEOPLE IN HOUSTON TX UNBAN ME I don't deserve to be banned ever! I am damn near A perfect users do I look like "Dildotheking" to you guys??? I can see him being banned this long but not me!
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    I am not very happy about this. Now I have to live with two infractions for the rest of my LIFE!! Over a little spamming. That's like me going to jail for 934563498 years for jaywalking. Now I have to hang and chat with the other low lives with infractions!!!!
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    Do not deal with this DEMON!!!!
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    THIS GUY IS THE DEVIL!!! TRIED TO SCAM ME!


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    Me too. I WANNA FUCK YOU @Ethereal!

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    All these kiddies are rock hard for some Ethereal.



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    Still better than Twilight.

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    Congratulations, now kiss!
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    Gratz on 1337.

    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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