Always things happen on the Fourth.
Why can't it happen like on Halloween or something?
Couple years ago, there was a person hanging from a tree outside a house during Halloween. People didn't care about it since they all thought it was a decoration. Days passed, it was still hanging there. About two weeks, the "decoration" started smelling like shit & someone finally woke the fuck up and called the police. Someone had suicide hanging from the tree.
This happened a few years ago in my town. The yearly show at the fairgrounds, done by professionals, about halfway through just about every firework that was left to go went off on the ground. Killed one guy, another guy was burned up bad. you could hear the whole stadium crying
SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
babysitting is ghey
Corndog says (5:53 PM):
Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
you're a breaded hotdog