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    burn your house down its the only way to kill them all
    COMPLETE THE CRUSADE!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WalterWhite View Post
    Those aren't even spiders. Those are Opiliones, or "harvestman". If the body appears to be one round/oval shape its not a spider, although it is still an arachnid. They have no fangs, therefor no venom glands, and eat solid food just like a scorpion.
    Do they eat human?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IRenegade View Post
    Do they eat human?
    Don't think they have the taste for us. And I don't think their rudimentary jaws on the biggest species are even big enough to break the skin
    Quote Originally Posted by Delko DJ View Post
    don't wory they just want to live with you. won't harm you lel
    Most house spiders are helpful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WalterWhite View Post
    Don't think they have the taste for us. And I don't think their rudimentary jaws on the biggest species are even big enough to break the skin


    Most house spiders are helpful.
    he probably just has a lot of spiderbros

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    Quote Originally Posted by WalterWhite View Post
    Don't think they have the taste for us. And I don't think their rudimentary jaws on the biggest species are even big enough to break the skin


    Most house spiders are helpful.
    Ok, that's cool.

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    ​Don't kill my spiders you son of a bitch.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    The crusade was somewhat of a success. My vacuum of justice only sucked up a handful of 8 legged freaks as they all went into hiding.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvmrROz7Plo



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post
    Every night I look up on my ceiling for spiders because I can't sleep knowing there's any spiders in my room. Last week, it was a regular night. I looked upon my ceiling to see if there were any critters around. Oh god were they around. 30 tiny spiders crawling around my ceiling as if I was food. I killed a bunch of them, kept my room cold, and hoped for the best. Yesterday my power went out. My room got boiling hot. I take my flashlight and look up to the ceiling. There's more spiders than ever. I'm going on a crusade. I shall kill every spider I come across in my room for the glory of the 2 legged. If I do not return know that I burnt down my house in effort to contain the disease.
    Leave them to bite you,you never know maybe you will be the next spiderman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post
    The crusade was somewhat of a success. My vacuum of justice only sucked up a handful of 8 legged freaks as they all went into hiding.

    You have just left a mental scar on the remaining population. They won't forget this atrocity OP, they will be back in numbers tonight. Watching. Waiting. Planning. This is only the beginning of your war, there will be many casualties but in the end only one side will come out alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post
    The crusade was somewhat of a success. My vacuum of justice only sucked up a handful of 8 legged freaks as they all went into hiding.
    Just buy some of that spray poison, or hire some exterminators.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​Don't kill my spiders you son of a bitch.
    Aren't you afraid of diseases?

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    TL;DR Autin is a big baby who's afraid of spiders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post
    TL;DR Autin is a big baby who's afraid of spiders.

    fucking petrified.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvmrROz7Plo



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post



    fucking petrified.
    Bitch, I have the dried corpse of a spider framed and nailed to my wall.

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