I can call anyone a faggot, but you're a cunt. Not even a productive one at that.
Also, I would like the tutorial. It's not for me though.
This is for you.
GUIDE ON HOW TO KILL YOURSELF
Step 1. Grab a rope.
Step 2. Tie rope somewhere high. e.g. Tall tree, fan ceiling.
Step 3. Make a loop at the end of the rope, big enough for your head to fit in.
Step 4. Grab a chair and put your head through the loop.
Step 5. Tighten the loop.
Step 6. Kick the chair over and wait until you die.
Step 1. Go to your medicine cabinet.
Step 2. Take all your pills/tablets and swallow them.
Step 3. Wait patiently until effects kick in.
Step 4. Slowly die.
Step 1. Grab a knife.
Step 2. Repeatedly stab yourself in the neck or heart.
Step 1. Fill up a sink/bathtub with water.
Step 2. Put your head in the water until you die.
Guide fully made by The Productive Cunt.
If you're reading this, I recommend you to go fuck yourself.