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    Hello guys i need some help
    Somenights when i feel hungry and my parants are sleeping
    i want to cook something like bacon for example
    and i dont want to wake them up please help me i have asked the hospital if i can get some sleeping pills that
    my parants can eat before going to bed



    please help i dont know what to do

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    Put some cotton in their ears and go cook, or just shoot them and then you can cook with no problems at all

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    I'm not quite sure what you are asking, did you ask the hospital for help on how to cook bacon?

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    Wait, are you some fat kid which has to be on a diet?

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    Here's a solution. Don't eat fucking bacon. I'm sure there is other food you can eat that doesn't cause too much noise. God people on MPGH are getting dumber every fucking day.
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    Giving your parents sleeping pills because you don't want to wake 'em up while cooking bacon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kd- View Post
    Hello guys i need some help
    Somenights when i feel hungry and my parants are sleeping
    i want to cook something like bacon for example
    and i dont want to wake them up please help me i have asked the hospital if i can get some sleeping pills that
    my parants can eat before going to bed



    please help i dont know what to do
    shoot them then you can cook bacon all you like, or just cook anything else, fat american

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    Quote Originally Posted by Denelf View Post
    Wait, are you some fat kid which has to be on a diet?
    it is insignificant just want to know what I should do

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    Quote Originally Posted by kd- View Post
    Hello guys i need some help
    Somenights when i feel hungry and my parants are sleeping
    i want to cook something like bacon for example
    and i dont want to wake them up please help me i have asked the hospital if i can get some sleeping pills that
    my parants can eat before going to bed



    please help i dont know what to do
    Eat at the regular times, and don't sit all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kd- View Post
    it is insignificant just want to know what I should do
    eat something rather than bacon, OR JUST BLOODY SHOT THEM BOTH IN THE HEAD WITH AN AK-47!

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    Just wank to your queer pony porn. That'll make you sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Just wank to your queer pony porn. That'll make you sleep.
    he can watch my little pony, or some hentai... hentai is good

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    eat cakes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FPS-OwNer View Post
    eat cakes!
    He is fat, so your solution for him is to eat more cakes? why not tell him to go to an all you can eat buffet and just SWALLOW YOU WHOLE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Just wank to your queer pony porn. That'll make you sleep.
    ty fore the tip but i have already tested it and it didnt work ;(

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