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    Quote Originally Posted by ASoldSoul View Post
    A simpler one:
    Go on the top of a tall building
    Close your eyes
    Jump
    100% you will be dead,I've experienced it. :P
    People have survived that.

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    Best method: Run to the police station and steal donuts
    "People don't change.
    Circumstances do."


    "Trying to find succes without working hard is like trying to harvest where you did not sow"















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    Will be my supp in LoL


    You spin me right round right round

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    Quote Originally Posted by banditodegod View Post
    Best method: Run to the police station and steal donuts
    DAMN YOU, YOU MADE ME LAUGH REALLY HARD MY LAPTOP SCREEN IS FULL OF SPIT XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by SympathizeMyButthole View Post
    DAMN YOU, YOU MADE ME LAUGH REALLY HARD MY LAPTOP SCREEN IS FULL OF SPIT XD
    Huehuehue, that was on purpose
    "People don't change.
    Circumstances do."


    "Trying to find succes without working hard is like trying to harvest where you did not sow"















    Bullpop












    Will be my supp in LoL


    You spin me right round right round

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    I tried method #4 but it didn't work how I wanted it too. I'm still alive till this day.

    Next i'll go to Colorado and see if they can complete method#1. (I'm black.A lot of kkk members in Colorado(what i've heard). Method#1 hanging people(kkk hangs niggers)).

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    THE EYE OF AN ADMINISTRATOR IS UPON YOU. ANY WRONG YOU DO IM GONNA SEE, WHEN YOU'RE ON MPGH, LOOK BEHIND YOU, 'CAUSE THATS WHERE IM GONNA BE


    "First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you lose.” - Dave84311

    HAD VIRTUAL DETOX

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    How to kill yourself like a man:
    1. Plunge a knife into your side.
    2. Gut yourself open.
    3. Perform method 1 with your intestines.

    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    MPGH: Providing self harm since 2002.
    Not really, i used those methods to kill my brothers, so no " self harm " there

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    Step 1: Die

    Always works.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    MPGH: Providing self harm since 2002.
    Surprised it hasn't been shutdown yet lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Surprised it hasn't been shutdown yet lol
    Who'd want to shut it down?

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