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    Guide on how to Kill Yourself

    GUIDE ON HOW TO KILL YOURSELF

    METHOD 1
    Step 1. Grab a rope.
    Step 2. Tie rope somewhere high. e.g. Tall tree, fan ceiling.
    Step 3. Make a loop at the end of the rope, big enough for your head to fit in.
    Step 4. Grab a chair and put your head through the loop.
    Step 5. Tighten the loop.
    Step 6. Kick the chair over and wait until you die.

    METHOD 2
    Step 1. Go to your medicine cabinet.
    Step 2. Take all your pills/tablets and swallow them.
    Step 3. Wait patiently until effects kick in.
    Step 4. Slowly die.

    METHOD 3
    Step 1. Grab a knife.
    Step 2. Repeatedly stab yourself in the neck or heart.

    METHOD 4
    Step 1. Fill up a sink/bathtub with water.
    Step 2. Put your head in the water until you die.

    Guide fully made by The Productive Cunt.

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    Thanks , ill show this to some Dumbass persons :P

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    Thanks , i'll try it someday .

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    Method 3 seems the most effective.
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    +1 vouch , i tried'em all and they work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightning View Post
    +1 vouch , i tried'em all and they work
    So they work? cool

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    Did you link their names 'cos it's for them?
    Glad I'm of you're list.

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    1)Say KKK - White Power, Nigga in "Black City"

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    Method #1 and #3 would be the best choices, but still not a sure bet. Method #2 you would pass out and throw up most of the drugs, and probably survive with permanent damage to kidneys and liver. Method #4 would require a lot of willpower, and when if you do pass out your body's spasms will most likely roll you over and out of the water.


    Just buy a small tank of helium, put a thick plastic trashbag over your head, duct tape around your neck with a hose running from the tank on VERY VERY low. You will feel euphoric and catatonic withing seconds, will pass out in less than a full minute and suffocate in less than 10 minutes. Painless, quick, and cheap

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTBUB View Post
    Did you link their names 'cos it's for them?
    Glad I'm of you're list.
    No I mentioned them because they wanted the guide to give to people like you.


    ---------- Post added at 02:12 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:11 AM ----------

    I'm off to bed now guys, have fun with my guide and remember if you use it, give me credits.
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    method number 5 : say "whites rules" in a black neighborhood @The productive cunt

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    Method Number 6 : Go to a gun dealer, buy a gun, then shoot yourself with it
    Method Number 7 : Go to AL-Qaeda and tell them that Osama Bin Ladin sucked your dick..
    Method Number 8 : Go back in time and ride The Titanic

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    Quote Originally Posted by _elz View Post
    1)Say KKK - White Power, Nigga in "Black City"
    KKK - Kool Kidz Klub

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twin Cities View Post
    KKK - Kool Kidz Klub
    Kool Kocks Klan

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    A simpler one:
    Go on the top of a tall building
    Close your eyes
    Jump
    100% you will be dead,I've experienced it. :P

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