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    I am laughing my ass off right now.
    Some random French dude off of Royce's Steam add me on Skype.
    We talked for like 30 minutes, and it was because he needed help with english or some shit.
    He then asks me how old I am, when I tell him he said that he thought I was 40.
    This is where is get's hilarious.
    Since my name on Skype is "Big Dick Jesus" he asks me how I got the name.
    I then tell him it was a nickname made up in another call.
    He then asks me how big my dick is in cm, and I tell him 19.05 cm just to fuck with this guy.
    He then asks me if he can see it, and asks if he can see it for 30 seconds (this was all in a call btw).
    I told him I don't have a camera, which I actually don't.
    He said that I was just holding back because I didn't want him to see my dick.
    So I tell him "duh, I don't even know you."
    He then says bye, but I tell him to stay.
    I then asked him if he does this a lot.
    He said that he has done it before, and it is fun.
    I then spend the next like 30 minutes trying to get him to share screens and he acts like a complete retard so I hang up.

    Anyone else feel like this should go on Wall of Shame?
    This the slightly filtered chat between me and him, but we talked most of it.
    Edits are in red.

     
    [4:33:43 PM] nasser.nasser722: What was called yourself big.......
    [4:33:53 PM] nasser.nasser722: why
    [4:34:02 PM] Big dick Jesus: A friend gave me tha name
    [4:34:29 PM] nasser.nasser722: your friend like that
    [4:35:27 PM] nasser.nasser722: your friend is gay?
    [4:35:36 PM] Big dick Jesus: No, it was a joke
    [4:36:15 PM] nasser.nasser722: jock for what
    [4:36:30 PM] Big dick Jesus: It's hard to explain
    [4:37:05 PM] nasser.nasser722: hhhhhhhhhhh
    [4:37:11 PM] nasser.nasser722: why?
    [4:38:05 PM] nasser.nasser722: and you are you gay?
    [4:38:16 PM] Big dick Jesus: No I am not
    [4:38:28 PM] nasser.nasser722: good
    [4:44:53 PM] nasser.nasser722: tell me (muh name) how old are you
    [4:45:03 PM] Big dick Jesus: J'ai (muh age) ans
    [4:45:31 PM] nasser.nasser722: no no no please tell me
    [4:45:46 PM | Edited 4:45:59 PM] Big dick Jesus: It's not a joke
    [4:46:46 PM] nasser.nasser722: your dick is big?
    [4:47:26 PM] Big dick Jesus: lol
    [4:47:42 PM] nasser.nasser722: how many cm
    [4:47:59 PM] Big dick Jesus: That's personal
    [4:48:28 PM] nasser.nasser722: 18 or 20cm
    [4:48:39 PM] Big dick Jesus: You think that's what I have?
    [4:49:21 PM] nasser.nasser722: it s corect
    [4:50:07 PM] Big dick Jesus: I have 19.05 cm (this is fake to fuck with him)
    [4:50:18 PM] nasser.nasser722: you have (muh age) years old and your dick 20cm hhhhhh
    [4:50:25 PM | Edited 4:50:30 PM] Big dick Jesus: 7.5 inches
    [4:50:46 PM] nasser.nasser722: and the coular
    [4:50:53 PM] nasser.nasser722: coulor
    [4:50:58 PM] Big dick Jesus: the color?
    [4:51:03 PM] Big dick Jesus: Americans say color
    [4:51:11 PM] nasser.nasser722: ok
    [4:51:35 PM] nasser.nasser722: what?
    [4:53:56 PM] nasser.nasser722: the tall
    [4:55:28 PM] Big dick Jesus: 19.05 cm
    [4:55:45 PM] Big dick Jesus: 19,05 cm
    [4:58:26 PM] nasser.nasser722: color
    [4:59:13 PM] nasser.nasser722: and your dick
    [4:59:35 PM] Big dick Jesus: same color (I was saying same skin color as my face)
    [5:00:01 PM] nasser.nasser722: one min
    [5:00:59 PM] nasser.nasser722: show me see for one minut
    [5:01:16 PM] nasser.nasser722: your dick
    [5:01:54 PM] Big dick Jesus: What about it?
    [5:02:49 PM] Big dick Jesus: You told me to wait
    [5:02:56 PM] Big dick Jesus: What am I waiting for?
    [5:03:15 PM] Big dick Jesus: You told me to wait (I didn't realize he said for one minute )
    [5:03:57 PM] nasser.nasser722: 30
    [5:07:25 PM] Big dick Jesus: HAve you done this before?
    [5:07:32 PM] Big dick Jesus: Do you call other people just to see them?
    [5:14:29 PM] nasser.nasser722: yes
    He then got offline because I said I was going to go take a shower.

    TL;DR: A pedophile who trys to see little kids genitals on skype added me and tried to see my dick.
    NOTICE: If you want to add this guy and fuck with him, go ahead. His skype is nasser.nasser722.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti Master View Post
    I am laughing my ass off right now.
    Some random French dude off of Royce's Steam add me on Skype.
    We talked for like 30 minutes, and it was because he needed help with english or some shit.
    He then asks me how old I am, when I tell him he said that he thought I was 40.
    This is where is get's hilarious.
    Since my name on Skype is "Big Dick Jesus" he asks me how I got the name.
    I then tell him it was a nickname made up in another call.
    He then asks me how big my dick is in cm, and I tell him 19.05 cm just to fuck with this guy.
    He then asks me if he can see it, and asks if he can see it for 30 seconds (this was all in a call btw).
    I told him I don't have a camera, which I actually don't.
    He said that I was just holding back because I didn't want him to see my dick.
    So I tell him "duh, I don't even know you."
    He then says bye, but I tell him to stay.
    I then asked him if he does this a lot.
    He said that he has done it before, and it is fun.
    I then spend the next like 30 minutes trying to get him to share screens and he acts like a complete retard so I hang up.

    Anyone else feel like this should go on Wall of Shame?
    This the slightly filtered chat between me and him, but we talked most of it.
    Edits are in red.

     
    [4:33:43 PM] nasser.nasser722: What was called yourself big.......
    [4:33:53 PM] nasser.nasser722: why
    [4:34:02 PM] Big dick Jesus: A friend gave me tha name
    [4:34:29 PM] nasser.nasser722: your friend like that
    [4:35:27 PM] nasser.nasser722: your friend is gay?
    [4:35:36 PM] Big dick Jesus: No, it was a joke
    [4:36:15 PM] nasser.nasser722: jock for what
    [4:36:30 PM] Big dick Jesus: It's hard to explain
    [4:37:05 PM] nasser.nasser722: hhhhhhhhhhh
    [4:37:11 PM] nasser.nasser722: why?
    [4:38:05 PM] nasser.nasser722: and you are you gay?
    [4:38:16 PM] Big dick Jesus: No I am not
    [4:38:28 PM] nasser.nasser722: good
    [4:44:53 PM] nasser.nasser722: tell me (muh name) how old are you
    [4:45:03 PM] Big dick Jesus: J'ai (muh age) ans
    [4:45:31 PM] nasser.nasser722: no no no please tell me
    [4:45:46 PM | Edited 4:45:59 PM] Big dick Jesus: It's not a joke
    [4:46:46 PM] nasser.nasser722: your dick is big?
    [4:47:26 PM] Big dick Jesus: lol
    [4:47:42 PM] nasser.nasser722: how many cm
    [4:47:59 PM] Big dick Jesus: That's personal
    [4:48:28 PM] nasser.nasser722: 18 or 20cm
    [4:48:39 PM] Big dick Jesus: You think that's what I have?
    [4:49:21 PM] nasser.nasser722: it s corect
    [4:50:07 PM] Big dick Jesus: I have 19.05 cm (this is fake to fuck with him)
    [4:50:18 PM] nasser.nasser722: you have (muh age) years old and your dick 20cm hhhhhh
    [4:50:25 PM | Edited 4:50:30 PM] Big dick Jesus: 7.5 inches
    [4:50:46 PM] nasser.nasser722: and the coular
    [4:50:53 PM] nasser.nasser722: coulor
    [4:50:58 PM] Big dick Jesus: the color?
    [4:51:03 PM] Big dick Jesus: Americans say color
    [4:51:11 PM] nasser.nasser722: ok
    [4:51:35 PM] nasser.nasser722: what?
    [4:53:56 PM] nasser.nasser722: the tall
    [4:55:28 PM] Big dick Jesus: 19.05 cm
    [4:55:45 PM] Big dick Jesus: 19,05 cm
    [4:58:26 PM] nasser.nasser722: color
    [4:59:13 PM] nasser.nasser722: and your dick
    [4:59:35 PM] Big dick Jesus: same color (I was saying same skin color as my face)
    [5:00:01 PM] nasser.nasser722: one min
    [5:00:59 PM] nasser.nasser722: show me see for one minut
    [5:01:16 PM] nasser.nasser722: your dick
    [5:01:54 PM] Big dick Jesus: What about it?
    [5:02:49 PM] Big dick Jesus: You told me to wait
    [5:02:56 PM] Big dick Jesus: What am I waiting for?
    [5:03:15 PM] Big dick Jesus: You told me to wait (I didn't realize he said for one minute )
    [5:03:57 PM] nasser.nasser722: 30
    [5:07:25 PM] Big dick Jesus: HAve you done this before?
    [5:07:32 PM] Big dick Jesus: Do you call other people just to see them?
    [5:14:29 PM] nasser.nasser722: yes
    He then got offline because I said I was going to go take a shower.

    TL;DR: A pedophile who trys to see little kids genitals on skype added me and tried to see my dick.
    NOTICE: If you want to add this guy and fuck with him, go ahead. His skype is nasser.nasser722.
    Glad I don't add MPGH members on Skype.

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    lol, still didn't read it, gonna read now, sounds gay tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by IRenegade View Post
    Glad I don't add MPGH members on Skype.
    He was from Steam, and he called me from nowhere.
    PS: Never quote the main post. You are already replying, no need to tell me twice.
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    ​Trololololo, coming from the pedo loli-lover.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​Trololololo, coming from the pedo loli-lover.
    What's wrong with Loli?

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    well then tell him/her to get a magnifying glass

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    ROFLMAO. DUDE I WAS FUCKING WITH YOU!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post
    ROFLMAO. DUDE I WAS FUCKING WITH YOU!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SympathizeMyButthole View Post
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    SympathizeMyButthole, wants to be the most hated person on MPGH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethen View Post
    ROFLMAO. DUDE I WAS FUCKING WITH YOU!

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    Stop looking for attention you faggot.
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