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    Quote Originally Posted by Howboutdat View Post


    Are you still talking about Veronica?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    When I said I love you to this girl I really did like. She always said I love you too. But she always thought I meant friend love not gf and bf love. So saying "I love you" may not always send the message across. People use the word love instead of like most of the time.


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    I've been trying that. It's not working.
    Doesn't work on all bitches vv.

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    Walk up to her and say "Hey bitch, wanna see my dick?" Once you do that, you're in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hero˛ View Post
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    Just straight up say it... If you talk to much you might get friend-zoned
























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    Quote Originally Posted by Hero˛ View Post
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    Works if you ask the right people here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    Works if you ask the right people here.
    I'm one of them

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    Proclaiming your love is a great way to get friendzoned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howboutdat View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    If only.
    Niqqaa I AM.

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    Wow, well. Believe it or not, people communicate more so using body language and gestures than actually speaking. You can say it straight up, but that may not work. Anyway, what you want to do is make sure she knows that you're not just a friend. Get touchy feely with her, make sure she's comfortable with you. She's a comfortable as you are, so be fucking comfortable and smile. Be alpha as FUCK and escalate, make her want you by teasing her. Try the Push and Pull method. Get talking to her, and when things are going really well, at the peak point(When you know she's having fun) go to another girl, and have as much fun with her as you were having with the one you actually like. This is taking a risk, but being any where near a woman is taking a risk in itself. Don't fall into the friendzone, if you let it slide I guarantee that it will end up with you deep in the friendzone metting her boyfriends parents because you were mowing their lawn before they have an anniversary party to which, you're probably not invited.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post
    Proclaiming your love is a great way to get friendzoned.
    Best way to not get friend zoned. Don't be friends with girls you want to fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lee harvey oswald View Post
    Best way to not get friend zoned. Don't be friends with girls you want to fuck.
    You go do that. This isn't a fairy tale or 5th grade. You're interested in a girl? Show it. Keep things flirtatious and sexual, and you'll never be "just a friend." If you're one of those shy types whose got a secret crush on his BFF with big tits, don't shove your pent up in her face. You want to get on your knees and confess your undying love for her? That'll just leave her confused. Here's a guy, who she thought was one of her friends, who turns out to have a thing for her. Sure there's the off chance things will end like they do in fairy tales, but unless she was interested in you, not likely. More likely was that you were just being a pussy and didn't have the balls to flirt with her from the get go.

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    1. Stalk her.
    2. Wait until she takes a shower.
    3. Get naked.
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