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    1. Stalk her.
    2. Wait until she takes a shower.
    3. Get naked.
    4. Burst through the window.
    5. Put your dick straight into her.
    6. If she likes it, she won't stop you. If she doesn't, she's not for you anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    1. Stalk her.
    2. Wait until she takes a shower.
    3. Get naked.
    4. Burst through the window.
    5. Put your dick straight into her.
    6. If she likes it, she won't stop you. If she doesn't, she's not for you anyway.
    7. Win at life.
    I can vouch for this method 100%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    You go do that. This isn't a fairy tale or 5th grade. You're interested in a girl? Show it. Keep things flirtatious and sexual, and you'll never be "just a friend." If you're one of those shy types whose got a secret crush on his BFF with big tits, don't shove your pent up in her face. You want to get on your knees and confess your undying love for her? That'll just leave her confused. Here's a guy, who she thought was one of her friends, who turns out to have a thing for her. Sure there's the off chance things will end like they do in fairy tales, but unless she was interested in you, not likely. More likely was that you were just being a pussy and didn't have the balls to flirt with her from the get go.
    I was talking about just fucking them not being there friend. I don't see how guys can be friends with girls. I only have one girl that's a friend but it's my friends sister and she is like a guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    1. Stalk her.
    2. Wait until she takes a shower.
    3. Get naked.
    4. Burst through the window.
    5. Put your dick straight into her.
    6. If she likes it, she won't stop you. If she doesn't, she's not for you anyway.
    7. Win at life.
    lol I would pay to see a video of someone doing that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    I was talking about just fucking them not being there friend. I don't see how guys can be friends with girls. I only have one girl that's a friend but it's my friends sister and she is like a guy.

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    lol I would pay to see a video of someone doing that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    I was talking about just fucking them not being there friend. I don't see how guys can be friends with girls. I only have one girl that's a friend but it's my friends sister and she is like a guy.

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    lol I would pay to see a video of someone doing that.
    You aren't the authority on friendship and relations though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    When I said I love you to this girl I really did like. She always said I love you too. But she always thought I meant friend love not gf and bf love. So saying "I love you" may not always send the message across. People use the word love instead of like most of the time.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    I was talking about just fucking them not being there friend. I don't see how guys can be friends with girls. I only have one girl that's a friend but it's my friends sister and she is like a guy.

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    lol I would pay to see a video of someone doing that.
    It is human nature for a guy to be attracted to a girl sexually, not as a friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    I was talking about just fucking them not being there friend. I don't see how guys can be friends with girls. I only have one girl that's a friend but it's my friends sister and she is like a guy.
    So you confess your undying love for someone you just want to fuck. How can a male be friends with a female? Talking to a female and finding out that you have common interests and tastes is a very successful method. Try it sometime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    So you confess your undying love for someone you just want to fuck. How can a male be friends with a female? Talking to a female and finding out that you have common interests and tastes is a very successful method. Try it sometime.
    What? I wouldn't confess my love to anyone lol. Like I said before I don't date or want a girl friend. I'm happy being single.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    What? I wouldn't confess my love to anyone lol. Like I said before I don't date or want a girl friend. I'm happy being single.
    Then why are you replying to my post that was directed at another member.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    Then why are you replying to my post that was directed at another member.
    That was my alt account. I was using it to reply to a guy that had an account called JFK.

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