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    Thumbs up Jokes Thread?

    Haven't seen any Jokes threads so far so here goes nothing...

    Joke #1
    ''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

    Joke #2
    ''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''

    Joke #3
    I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a bloody kite.

    Joke #4
    My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

    Joke #5
    Jeez I Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fricken fireplace.
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    You are later , There is Joke Thread already

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    All of these jokes are fucking terrible.

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    Come up with some better ones then?
    Quote Originally Posted by Snuggs. View Post
    All of these jokes are fucking terrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grapezy View Post
    Come up with some better ones then?
    Me making fun of your dumb shit was my joke.

    And it was better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snuggs. View Post
    Me making fun of your dumb shit was my joke.

    And it was better.

    Lmao so funny.
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    Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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    Because 7 ate 9, because 2 threw 4, because 4 fried 6.
    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grapezy View Post
    Because 7 ate 9, because 2 threw 4, because 4 fried 6.
    The answer is in my post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
    This one is better.

    Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

    Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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    It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post


    This one is better.

    Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grapezy View Post
    It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
    Had that one in the back of my head, I just went all in instead.

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    Haha yeah I had yours in my head as well.
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    Had that one in the back of my head, I just went all in instead.
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